jmmcclain

jmmcclain

I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...
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Balls! 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I suppose if you dangle them in the sunlight you could have a sundial
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Cat through the looking glass 4 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
schrodinger's @catfluff - both in and out of the box
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Meeting of the minds 4 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Clovelly, England 1 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Wrong coordinates 5 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha I love this mnemonic.
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It's the one I learned. I also heard "Never Eat Soggy Worms." Apparently my nephew learned "Never Eat Soggy Waffles." Which is fun too. I went looking for more mnemonics for it and found a funny forum about how Americans have some sort of cult hatred towards shredded wheat because they always hear people say - never eat shredded wheat. Haha they didn't know mnemonic. People are funny. Fuck that shredded wheat though.
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Some others:
Naughty Elephants Spray Water
Never Eat Salty Worms
Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Never Eat Slimy Worms
Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Never Ever Smoke Weed
Never Eat Soggy Wafers
Never Eat Soggy Weatbix
Never Entertain Sexy Women
Never Eat Spider Webs
Never Eat Sour Worms
North Edmonton Sculpture Workshop
Never Enter Santa's Workshop
North Eastern Swat
Never Eat Sour Watermelon
Never Enter Stinky Washrooms
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I'm shy...A bit 3 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago 3
Such unrealistic expectations for women 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Oh...okay umm *walks away with my head down*
Two hot blondes spread eagled on the bed 7 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*licks your face*
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I meant to take a video and this happened 3 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
That's a demidog
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Two hot blondes spread eagled on the bed 7 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*rubs belly*
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Two hot blondes spread eagled on the bed 7 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Eh, I like brunette
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FIN 8 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha I thought it was some weird/interesting information you may like slut
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Such unrealistic expectations for women 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Sigh I must be broken male. I grew up with only women..maybe that's why?
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Behind every sign, there is a story 4 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*grabs a handful of dildos and hides behind a wall of fleshlights fashioning armour constructed of condom boxes on my body*
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*peeks over*
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*sees you*
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*pelts you with dick*
FIN 8 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Behind every sign, there is a story 4 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I can't go anywhere with you @xvarnah
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Everybody Turn and Cough. Everything Will Be Alright If You Just Lay Off (MusicSubstance) 88 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*twerks to Breaking Benjamin*
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Everybody Turn and Cough. Everything Will Be Alright If You Just Lay Off (MusicSubstance) 88 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Sounds about right *brings strawberries, broccoli, chicken, the Eagles or something, and chocolate and drops it at your feet*
Everybody Turn and Cough. Everything Will Be Alright If You Just Lay Off (MusicSubstance) 88 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I hope you have a good day xvarnah
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Everybody Turn and Cough. Everything Will Be Alright If You Just Lay Off (MusicSubstance) 88 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha what are the other food groups?
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Such unrealistic expectations for women 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Oh my god haha. I laughed too hard. @xvarnah @purplepumpkin @catfluff
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Everybody Turn and Cough. Everything Will Be Alright If You Just Lay Off (MusicSubstance) 88 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Thank you. I hadn't listened to Breaking Benjamin in a while. I loved it! *hugs you*
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Me when I come to this sub 8 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I tried to do a raccoon GIF today, but failed
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