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This couple planted over 2million trees to regrow a forest in 20years 11 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Looks like all of Voldemort's goodness was hiding in his nose!
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I need friends like this "cries in corner" 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Except the baseball cap guy on the right, he's still giving it 100%
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"Hard times create strong men. Strongmen create good times. Good times create weak 11 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
As I once said, "I must study Politicks and War that my sons may have liberty to study Painting and Poetry". We should always wish our decedents easier lives than we lived ourselves.
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When your 100-year friend gives his shield to someone he met 10 years ago on the street 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Oh, come on. Bucky totally gave Sam the go-ahead to take the shield. It was in the actual movie, y'all.
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It's called Cucamelon and it tastes like cucumber in lime juice 4 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
God, that sounds absolutely terrible!
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Important question almost answered 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Indeed. The way god and our Ancestors meant us to.
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Important question almost answered 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Adding milk to a bowl of cereal no longer makes it a proper bowl of cereal. Only heathens and barbarians ruin a perfectly good bowl of cereal by adding milk to it.
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Important question almost answered 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
No, because a proper bowl of cereal contains no liquid of any kind, disqualifying it from the soup category.
It’s a Texas thing 8 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Basically. There's political corruption everywhere. You can only get Whataburger locally
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Go kermit yahoo 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Try looking up the South Seas company too. It's crazy.
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And Freddie wrote the song all by himself 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
*puts cigarette in mouth* a metaphor.
Based on a True Story 24 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Thanks!
Based on a True Story 24 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
What's the super-realistic part of season 6?
It’s never for the right reasons 10 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Is that Papa John's logo real? I always thought Papa Johns was owned by a super conservative dude who wouldn't be okay with gay marriage at all.
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I'm this old. I saw it in the theater 9 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
You must be crazy!
Hand upgrade 5 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Every day we stray futher from God's light.
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OwO 6 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
But the guy claiming that a multiverse is real is Mysterio. His whole gimmick is lies and illusions!
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Change my mind 14 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I mean, my first real crush was on Raven from TT, so... not even gonna try to change your mind.
A reply 3000 6 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
you can also thank Sarah Finn, the casting director for the entire MCU, for seeing in RDJ that thing that made him special.
The fall of our species is in effect 5 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
It's fake from a cracked.com photoshop contest.
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Wild game in Japan where some part of the door is made of chocolate and you have to bite.. 9 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I need this kind of energy in my life.
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Summary of my public education 13 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Why are you trying to teach 7 year olds how to choose a healthcare plan? They aren't past the concrete operational stage of cognitive development, they can't comprehend the future yet.
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Witcher vs Dragonborn 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Urban real estate, man. Jesus Christ.
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19 years old daughter donated her liver to Father 14 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Part of. You donate part of your liver.
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uhhh 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I'm trying to think of puns and all I can come up with is Jet Black Beans.
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