They chew through cables, tear out insulation, and then proceed to die in your attic causing a horrific stench that will cost either your soul to go clean up or loads to pay someone else to do it

Tis the general consensus amongst us youth

I always thought of these “manager now” types as crazy aunts like my aunt melissa

yeah sure mate why don’t you fuck off to the Sahara and call when you can’t handle the heat

Some of us are missing IF, Melissa

We don’t get pizza parties :(

They don’t recommend it now but that’s not stopping us

That’s what my teacher said 2 weeks into class, and after that all I could think was “why am I doing this if it means nothing?”

Nope but when he actively follows trump and believes in what the pumpkin says that’s grounds for being racist

Then how are we to prove reposts in this horrendous post apocalyptic society

The absurdity of how much this would mean he’s getting paid made me look up NYPD pay scale, and my god if they work there for 5.5 yrs they’ll make ~85,292$ a year. (So 40 bucks an hour) and I now know that my want to be a teacher is a seriously terrible decision