Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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DJ Concert 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
So Bo Burnham?
I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah yes then please go get your mother to tell you the intricacies of her sex life and then the backbreaking pain that is labor. When she’s done telling you about your dads dick please come back and rethink the “gore” value
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I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I was told the gory details of birth and sex anytime I asked
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Boys don't cry 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
How am I to do my homework?
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My friend got this Captcha! 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Look mom no hands!
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My plan for world domination begins with the new season of champions in our last year round in fall and y’all will have to take everything off
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Ain't no shame in his game 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Idk guest I shame a man that pays the homeless to fight each other for like no money to literally no money and then records it to make loads of money
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1 photo, 2 points of view 18 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean without the royal family the country would have fallen apart centuries ago. I mean look at what happened with Charles I. So, in my mind it seems like the country is keeping them/paying them to uphold diplomacy, tradition, and to pay off the dues of living in the country they “saved”.
Yikes 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s a hard situation that no one’s taking completely serious. the amazons trees are adult trees meaning they’re massive and make loads of O2, so no you can’t really just “replant” the forest to its original size immediately, which as a world that needs o2 to even function we would need that immediate to near immediate recovery. On the other hand the Notre Dame could be rebuilt, but not to what it once was or in the traditional style of building meaning that lots of the meaning and significance of the building is gone with the old architecture. We face mass extinction, that’s not a debate anymore, and the Amazon is a key factor in us staying afloat; however, that gives us no right to throw away the importance of historical landmarks. “Where would we be today without history? Repeating it.”
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Consensual what now? 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yea they should. If you wanna be a father find a willing partner or orphan. If you’re a male doctor walk away because you may know the medical side of the situation but you can’t know the mental side and there’s plenty of female doctors who can handle it
Consensual what now? 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean men did make that law... I mostly meant how some female extremists are calling for restrictive laws against men
Not mine, but I wanted to share with my gers 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The office sucks
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Give this band a Name 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Balls to the wall or balls to the man
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Consensual what now? 25 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Don’t let a human without a uterus make laws or choose the rights of those who do. And don’t let a human without a dick make laws or choose the rights of those who do. It’s the 21st century and it’s time we think things through
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If any does this to me I'm throwing hands 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Well they are touching someone who has already said no with the thought of pursuing sexual activities the other person when they have again said no clearly
We must go back 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
In the past airlines would refuse to hire “ugly” stewardesses
If any does this to me I'm throwing hands 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s also called sexual-harassment
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What is going on, really? 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
While I agree it’s dumb how everyone is posting “shooting” this “shootings” that, you never know who’s perspective or commentary may change others views. Some dumb dude may read this and finally realize that maybe there is a gun problem or he may read 1,000 of these and never get it
Not what I thought I would find 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean when are we allowed to just have a personal life without worry that some bitch with a camera is going to ruin our professional careers?
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Subtle differences 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My wallpaper is my dog 1) looking like a Russian Lady and 2) looking like a deranged demon hyena so I guess I’m no longer a human
One last bamboozling 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ouch no one was at their wedding
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Works every time 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Phone vs PC
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Works every time 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Save it. Crop it. Take a screenshot of the cropped version. Post that new meme. Easy.
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