I love how everyone ended up with drastically different mountains

At home vet training how horrific!

*Guy Fieri has entered the chat*

Same with the word Corona. It’s a major current event that’s impacting everyone so why u lik this

I have a dog and a cat.:
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Number of scratches my dogs have given me: infinite
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Number of scratches my cat has given me: 0
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In conclusion: help my dog has me backed into a corner and my cat is screeming

As a cashier lemme tell you that asking is a huge part of the job. My store required we ask every time and the percentages of your transactions that were new sign ups, members, and “no’s” dictated your hours and pay. Have too many people say no? Sorry your kids get to starve tonight

Beyond two souls who? This is peak performance

He won a fucking while ago bot

I’d pick #4 and I’d bunker away on that day. But why on earth would you pick #3 religious nuts are just that NUTS. As in if someone so much as breathes wrong they’re condemned as a witch and burned alive

Ha ha “I hate my fucking wife and turn to alcohol to dull the pain of her continued existence, but I’ll be damned if I get a divorce so we can both be happy on our own” humor

Orcas are amazing and hella scary. What crack pot looked at a whale that hunts/kills other larger whales and said “imma put that fucker in an aquarium and teach it fucking tricks”

Quick it’s the guy from teen titans !!!

Our local ones have been saying “practice social distancing on and off the road”

He got hops tho

Nah it looks like the FS box

Kids and their wondrous phases

WiFi name: “who’s a good boy?”
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WiFi password: “you are”

We’re missing way too much of the story here

My boyfriend went “oh it’s bedazzled!...Oh wait no it’s not..”

I always look like the right hand side

Yeesh the quality of this is worse than watching Netflix on a microwave