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jokur_and_batmon

Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Probably best to sit this one out, Karen 5 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

1) idk prolly just someone being a dick to This older woman who’s trying her best. 2) that athletic tape that you put on your muscles for reasons like injury or wanting certain performance. Typically you use maybe a stripe or two so it’s a bit over board to the average joe

Cat gets her own little rug so she can join her family's prayer time 2 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

This is the fun content we need

As long as he does not run with scissors 3 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I assumed he ran on blades like an ice skater

Batman waxes everything 20 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I was playing off their weirdness cause my name is Jokur ie I hate batman

Batman waxes everything 20 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Always knew that guy was a weirdo

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Feel like helping the guy, he's far less cringey than it looks at first glance. 6 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Eh he may be nice but I’ll never get with or understand the “I need a virgin to be my partner and 2020 is just such a terrible time for that with all the hoes” ideology

Grapes 10 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Grapes

My bonus son needed an “Ugly Xmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he 4 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Or a stepson

This is how he sat in his favorite spot when he came home from the vet high as a kite 1 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Batdog

Cat trying to calm her steed 4 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

What kind of steed is this? I love his curls

A protester in Bristol kneeling on the neck of a toppled statue of a 17th Century slave 4 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I know racism is a world wide issue but I’m surprised that an American police crime got protested all the way over there

Anon complains about the weather 13 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Ah yes a typical day here

God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I am Jokur_and_batmon, god of the world we have to be in love with

When you finally commence a conversation and you stutter so much you stfu 1 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Exactly 407 times a day or per hour pre Covid

Wario's problem 2 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

@superdave did you make this comic?!

Cat built it's human a nest to give birth in 7 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

That cat is like “about damn time”

Manhattan bridge 3 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

Tiny beak on that bridge

L'oreal's Make-up tutorials are looking lit. [Amber Heard's got it down to a science] 11 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I’m not saying she didn’t or did fake it, but that seems like a really light bruise and with 24- maybe 30- hours in between photos it could heal to either being gone or to a yellow shade that doesn’t pick up on camera.

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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

My idea of a cold shower is still Satan’s asshole apparently as such I am never again allowed to pick water temps for other people or pets

Receptionist waits at her desk. General Motors Technical Center, 1965 7 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

For whom does she wait

There are angles amongst us 5 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago

I hope that puppy is okay. It’s sweet that the boys are bandaid-ing him but if he’s been really hurt they should seek help

‘Tis true 6 comments

jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago