Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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So unique 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yo I haven’t been on in a week did they really?
Shut up please 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
But CoD and other FPS games are fine cause it’s people that get murdered
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I'm tired of this privilege 59 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
They’re supposed to remove offenders from the scene quickly to ensure the safety of everyone, but instead they decide to take their sweet time when they- as a group- could easily overpower Floyd and put him in the cruiser or ambulance.
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I'm tired of this privilege 59 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Really? It made them look really shitty to me. The man was screaming or help from a long dead relative- obviously a sign that he’s not all there in that moment. Those officers could have let up well before he died, it was 3 v 1 not including the paramedics. The paramedics begged to have the man put in their care as they could easily see the man was struggling to breathe, so why couldn’t the cops? They’re trained in CPR, no?
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Real or shitpost? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
FeED Me YoUR chiLdREn
Face app makes me look like a jaded old man 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Less hot now, thanks.
Pants 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Eh seems more like a dress to me
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lol 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Destiny 2: where’s the respawn? Why can’t I double jump?!
CSGO: I’ve prepared for this my whole life.
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I know not applicable to everyone 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly! Let’s never preform basic human tasks again! We’ll all live in filth and die at the ripe old age of 12
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Happy Nov 5. Or not happy. I really don’t know 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I rlly love V for Vendetta so to me I see him as more of a hero or antihero sorta guy. What he stands for is the good of the people but his methods weren’t the best.
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Face app makes me look like a jaded old man 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Well you’re hot as a normal person and the old filter makes you look like a handsome old man bot man
Teef 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I love how massive dogs still have TEEEEENY TINY teeth next their big ol’ chompers
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Successful poorest Koala 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
*cries in untalented and stupid* college is expensive
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This goes for about 100% of the singles, regardless of age 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I get that dating sites are rife with bad experiences, but honestly so many people are able to find their one across the world because of internet dating/socializing. It’s not like the weird dude demanding nudes on tinder is any worse than the guy at the bar not understanding ‘no’ or the girl at the coffee shop that’s getting handsy
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Vagene also 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
*image file too large*
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Anon hates 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yessss don’t get me wrong trying a weird dish in a new place can be fun because you make a joke out of it but purposely taking time out of fun for eating isn’t fun
Here is a picture of me and my family. 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Honestly, yeah. That’s a fuck ton of people and who’s OP?
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Anon hates 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly
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evil 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If you don’t live with him- watch it. Go now. You’re missing out on the funniest adaptation of any book ever. Granted you have to be old enough to understand sex and other “bad things” jokes but even if you don’t get all of those it’s great too
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Better than the originals 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Gotta love some Gus Johnson sketches!
Anon hates 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I hate all necessary functions. Bathroom? No thanks. Eating? Just kill me. Sleeping? Ugh if I must. Everything would be infinitely better if we could just skip that crap and do other things
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Not human 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I have my road test in November so rip to me and everyone else in the car
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Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Looks more like a bed dog but alright
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2020 Vision 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
In America insurance companies love advertising. No ad slot is complete without one of their ads. And they’re all pretty boring “hi I’m the spokesperson and you’ll save xxx by switching to us”. Except this guy- he’s hilarious. His name is “mayhem” because in all the ads (that run like little movies) he causes extreme chaos with 4th wall breaking narration. Honestly, look up mayhem insurance ads on YouTube it’s like watching Deadpool but for cars and houses
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Hot or not 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
There was a ladybug on my pillow when I went to sleep... let’s just say I didn’t sleep
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