Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Hong kong police pepperspray elderly point blank 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I watched some accounts from medics at a recent US protest and the violence they were both victims of and trying to help victims of is heartbreaking. There’s footage of us cops spraying young kids with pepper spray, beating protestors who were stood peacefully, and ofc not protecting protestors but instead being nice to their attackers. Hong Kong has it bad but the US also has it fairly fucking terrible right now
Pup got bigger 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Very cute and practical for the vet
Bee guy 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
So you’re telling me the local bees like to eat your bees’ vomit? That’s weird and a lil kinky on the bees part
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Truth 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah but your tummy does the opposite thing and then you’re just left lookin sad and gross
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Afraid raspy direful Gazelle 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The onion freak has gone down so far hill that I don’t think there’s a rescue option left. If you hate yourself enough to watch recent videos he’s made (please don’t) you can see just how out of touch he is. Who would fake being homeless and peeing on themselves for sympathy views after you were busted on your pedo nature
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Well it isn’t me. 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
As @creativedragonbaby said the dog can poop on command, and they’re often trained alongside their owners to be able to help the owner find the poops. The real question is what about people with POTS and other bending down and picking things up issues?
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It took 7 hours but I built a computer 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
7hours ?! It took me like 2 minimum
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Tiny Toon Adventures 2: Trouble in Wackyland 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
We can shade these kids but they’re always the ones who end up with a gf getting pregnant in high school
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To the moon and beyond 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s why there’s no return trip planned
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All-round high piped Badger 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Or “turns out Yosemite was gonna blow sooner than I thought”
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It all makes sense now! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Other than season 1&4 HOT DAMN
My COVID-19 armor. Remember to thank any and all healthcare workers for what they do! 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s a little past their standard roles though. They aren’t especially trained for a pandemic and they’re under extreme pressure right now. Some healthcare professionals can’t go home still, some have watched colleagues die, and most aren’t used to the numbers of patient deaths that’s happening.
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Four pictures and one is slightly different than the rest 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Am I right in thinking this is previous presidents with hurricane victims? And then whatever the heck dump truck is doing
store 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Hey don’t ever insult your mother even if we are all thinking the same when clothes shopping
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>:( 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean the first “colony” is going to be a bunch of scientists, engineers, and the like. There won’t be money to exchange goods just like astronauts in the iss don’t pay for their dinner everyday. So, they’re kinda right that mars, at first, won’t be capitalist but will instead resemble something closer to either a communist or traditional ‘economy’. I put that in quotes because is it really an economy if there’s less than 100 people and those <100 people are not there to start a society but to study the planet?
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A newborn baby can hang on a chin-up bar and support its own weight, do try this at home 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Now picture a 6’8” baby in full diaper running at you down an alley to fuck your shit up
Just started homeschooling my 8yo and 5yo today 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If I have to learn how to teach for four years why do you think it’s gonna be a cakewalk with one mommy blog post backing you?
Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
AWE GOD DAMNIT IM CRYING OVER EWES AND ITS NOT EVEN DR EWE
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Name this duo: Wrong Answers Only 31 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The first couple to get married in the US after gay marriage was legalized
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A different Colour Please 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
There is no sleeping on your side unless you wanna do that flag pole crap in your sleep
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I think this is a good system for the wife, don’t you? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah yes get someone who maybe actually wants to commit murder drunk as shit
My breast pump looks like it’s seen some sh*t 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Well it has. It’s seen your tits
Pogo Project #13 - The Ancient Evil 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I thought he was an excellent troll and fit perfectly with the site at the time but looking back he did go too far sometimes
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Internet explorer - ep. 33 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Still no where near as fast as chrome
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Anon watches The Mandalorian 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ooooooo I’m an edgy 13 yr old Boy who thinks feminism suckkkks and everyone but me and my fellow edgy fourchan users are stupid sheeple