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Morgan Freeman is the best 9 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Me
Too,
Guest.
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No greater sin then central a/c 4 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
This comforts me.
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Probably the solution to every problem 3 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I, too, get morning poop, little kid. I too.
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School stuff 9 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
And the guy in the background is MY face when I see my crush.
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It's A Magical Unicorn 6 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I'm a unicorn. Like seriously, I'm feel like a unicorn trapped in a human body. I'm transpecies.
Books 6 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I swear, if I said feel one more type in that sentence, I could have virtually molested you guys. Sorry. O.O
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Books 6 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I don't know. For me is the feel of the book and the pages, it feels special. You don't get that type of feeling from a phone or tablet.
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Fly like an eagle to the sea 4 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I tried not to laugh. I HAVE FAILED.
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Just kiss me 9 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I think they look cute. You're probably just imagining kissing a crab and so it weirds you out but if you just earse that image, it is a type of art.
Idk, it's my opinion. *blushes and hides in corner*
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Your whole life is not a lie, my friend 8 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
You are the future. (no sarcasm) °u°
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He looks so tired 13 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I like him too.
I don't get all the hate, guessing it's just preference.
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This, this has taken the fandom to a new level... 17 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I NEEDED THIS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! =°u°=
uhm yes, I insist 3 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I did this to my boyfriend but with my German Shepherd. She almost bit his thumb off while they were play fighting °·°
Dinner and a Show 5 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Eat it in their faces and show them WHO DA BOZZ!
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I'm Sorry, What? 9 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Me: *nods head* "Um, yes?"
Person: *hands me ten kilos of marijuana and runs away into the night*
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He looks so tired 13 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I'm dying! Why do I even find this so funny!?
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Grandma, noooooo! 6 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
*spits out tea and biscuits*
Grandmahhh!!
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Small kitty, medium kitty, large kitty 10 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
WARM KITTY, SOFT KITTY, LITTLE BALL OF FUUUR!
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Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Best. Teacher. Ever!
I don't think I'll be missing her class.
It's been heaven the last few days 21 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Yessss.
Even these drawings calm me. I love rainy days.
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And here we have a hard working alien dressed as a depressed college student 7 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I'd be the bitch to push him while he's doing it.
>:-D
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Artistic talent on a building 5 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
The second guy IS handsome.
This was posted two years ago, but its still funny. 14 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
Rule #1 of making a repost:
Always wait 2 years.
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This was posted two years ago, but its still funny. 14 comments
jordanasucks · 9 years ago
I stopped cause I saw the word book. °U°
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