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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Goddammit. Killer Killer, The Immortal of States...I bet I have a sidekick called Dynomoonmoon.
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I thought you wanted a Dad joke 13 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
thank you senpai
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I thought you wanted a Dad joke 13 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Could someone actually explain instead of just repeating the words?
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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 29 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Maybe while they were both drunk, the guy was nearly about to pass out, and the girl hopped on him and started everything. So even if technically he was entering her, he wasn't actually doing anything and she was forcing him to enter and he was too drunk to stop her or communicate that he was uncomfortable. Just because the sex organs work a certain way does not mean that it has to happen where one person is doing such to the other person. I wouldn't try to convince everyone that it's a 50/50 split between those 2 situations, but it does happen.
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The burn is unreal 6 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I just watched all 6 seasons on netflix in the last 2 weeks and I don't recall this scene. I'm very disappointed I missed it.
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Double standards 30 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
So following your logic I would say also that if "you honestly tell (anyone) that it 'wasn't your fault' bc you were 'drunk', you don't have the right to (get drunk and have sex)." Of course if one person is drunk and one is not, then it's wrong to take advantage of the situation and have the sex. But if both parties are drunk, then I absolutely believe that responsibility for the actions must fall equally on both sides.
Double standards 30 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
That's sort of what the post was saying. Personally, I agree with you in that sense. If a person gets really drunk and cheats, it maybe was going to happen at some point whether or not they were drunk because it might have already been a thought in their mind to cheat. BUT. The point of the post is saying that if this part of the argument is true, "you get drunk and cheat, you should be held accountable" (because your sober mind has more self control but it's still in your thoughts) then also the other end should be true "if you get drunk and have sex, you should be held accountable" (because your sober mind has more self control but it's still in your thoughts).
Well, time to move to Kentucky 7 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
As someone who has lived here for a couple of years but never attended school here, it sounds about right.
Mini pizzas as pizza topping 8 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
"Dude I saw this sweet pizza the other day."
"Yeah? What about it? What toppings did it have?"
"Pizza."
"Yeah but like...what sort of stuff was on it?"
"Pizza."
"...Are you having a stroke? What are you talking about?"
*sigh* "Hold on...let me get on funsubstance real quick..."
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So they just came out with thin Oreos.... 46 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
We thought you would be pleased, perchu! We cannot win with you. What must be done?! WHEN WILL IT END???
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Gordon Ramsay messes with $10 worth of caviar, he's in shock the entire time 7 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Haha yeah I was watching the video expecting him to have $10 worth, so I'm thinking he's going to be working with about 3 little eggs and wonder why he was shocked.
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Man causes flood, homes evacuated 4 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
What an impressive bladder.
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Show me ur dankest memes 7 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I'm finally on the other end of the "shh don't tell them, they aren't in the Club of Knowing" and it's a little bit salty, I must admit. Anyways, I found the answer and since I wasn't already in the club and forced my way in, I think I'm allowed to publicly answer. Basically just search the word breadsticks on tumblr. I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get to that though, haha.
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Show me ur dankest memes 7 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Came for an explanation. Left unsatisfied.
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They took our jobs 8 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I've seen this picture a couple of times with different words. Anyone have the context here? Information on exactly which comic this is from or just the info about the storyline leading up to this brutal scene?
oh no 11 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I understand this one though. Still, I like mine better. I would draw it if I had any sort of ability.
oh no 11 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
As far as I'm concerned, a reverse centaur is just a horse head and a human from the waist down. Because those are the only things missing from each of the halves of a regular centaur. It wouldn't have any arms.
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sounds like fun 6 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Reminds me of The Most Dangerous Game.
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I'm posting this today because of the time zones 32 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Also, I'm not sure of the accuracy of this next Fun Fact, but I like to think it's true. Apparently Tom named it Blink because it stood for Boys Lusting Incredibly Nude Kids, which he thought was hilarious.
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I'm posting this today because of the time zones 32 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
It was Blink, but there's an Irish band called Blink before them, so they had to add something. They decided on 182 because that is how many times someone says the word Fuck in Scarface. You're right, reallychelseawow.
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deg deg 19 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
please tell me how everyone on the internet keeps making these fucking deg degs and I am sitting here staring at my keyboard and I don't even see half of the symbols. Please I need to make a deg deg.
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I came out to have a logical time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now 2 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
So it's very late right now and as I'm reading this I assume the au stands for australia and I think to myself "do they really edit spock's eyebrows in the show and movies in australia? that's really weir-oh alternate universe nevermind."
17 comics in one drawing, can you find all? 18 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
hello I am need help. I see 14 of them but after looking at the list I guess I'm unfamiliar with the tells of a few of them. where is nova, doctor strange, and mysterio?
he didn't choose the thug life 13 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
damn i was going to say that. too slow i was...