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The Mountain is now an important NPC 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
"It got up and moved to Westeros to kick some ass for a while"
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Historical detailed dreary Mole 28 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
"it's almost like men didn't know sex leads to pregnancy" But it does work both ways. If you don't believe in abortion or can't afford it, don't have sex. That's for both sides. If you think that your guy will ditch you if you get pregnant and you don't want to get an abortion or are unable to afford it, don't fuck that guy. I believe that if I were with a girl who, if she got pregnant, was unwilling or unable to get an abortion, we would see it through, but I also believe that I would not have sex with that girl in the first place. I'm not mentally or financially prepared enough in my life right now to have a child, so I don't take the risk unless I know her and I are on the same page with a plan in case something like that were to happen. I understand most people may not plan that out ahead of time, but that's part of the problem. "Well I fucked this girl and she got pregnant, and I had no idea she was going to keep it, now I'm screwed." Well maybe you shouldn't have done that then.
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What's in a name? 8 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Hey Virginia, what's your middle name?
Oh, um, I don't have one.
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Nap time at +/-30,000 feet above earth 3 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
well, they did say +/- so technically less than 30,000 does work haha
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Median income 9 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Yeah I realized this today at lunch. I guess what I was thinking of is called... well, nothing, that I'm aware of haha.
Median income 9 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Yeah I'm confused. This is the median, not the average. Does that mean that since the lowest someone in that age range could be making is $0, the highest paid person in that age range is makingat most $68K? That's more than me, but anything in between contains ALL of the 25-34 age group. No?
Customers 16 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
"I don't complain about service unless it's warranted." Do you think that anyone ever thinks "I think my complain is unwarranted, but I'm going to do it anyways." It's all a matter of opinion on the part of the one lodging the complaint and if there's an issue they themselves think is warranted, they'll make the complaint. My point is that too many people's bar is too low for this.
Gotta think about your homie 8 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure they just took half her picture and mirrored it to try to make the picture nice and symmetrical but I can't get past that and it looks so unnatural to me.
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Should I tell her father? 7 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Hey, this isn't really pertinent to the conversation and I'm not trying to be nitpicky, just a small bit of info just in case OP's first language isn't English or whatever. O- or O+ is all you need. No need to worry about the "ve" at the end. Sort of like how if you were using percentages, you wouldn't need to say 100%cent. The - or + do the trick. :] Okay byeee.
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whoops a daisies 3 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Ah, lovely. Thanks.
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whoops a daisies 3 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Hey, legitimate "unaware of all the terms" here, but would someone be able to explain how and why this "top" thing is gay specific? As a straight person who has occasionally been near some also straight sexy related times, there's oftentimes also a top and bottom simply from the fact that there are 2 people there.
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title 9 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I don't understand the close up of the shoulder. Does it look disappointed too?
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Drinkable shower 2 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Luckily you've prepared for such an occasion and you pull out your ice shower block on a rope!
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Let's hope it will work out this time 5 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I'd love to post the Andy Dwyer meme here because I have no idea what's going on with the Fallout 76 fallout, so would anyone care to summarize it for me? Is it just a simply bad game or is it something more specific?
Wish we could turn back time! 4 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
"30 years"
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Evasive shiny impolite Mosquito 29 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Idk if it's the minority opinion but I agree with the top, these things are nasty. My sister loves them, but I never did.
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Don't know what I expected 1 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I didn't realize what the joke was until I looked at it a second time because I assumed they were taking a selfie the whole time. I guess that's just where we're at now.
Well duh 49 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I didn't realize you were a ceo, Baratheon.
Well duh 49 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Yes, but there would be no ceos. :D
Mine is 7 22 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Always been a big fan of 12 and 15.
Feels like a marketing stunt for Idiocracy 11 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
*cave people for 200,000 years*
"Thog, I need a Gatorade, I'm gonna die!"
"Hold on, I'm inventing the wheel. Just drink the regular water"
"No I can't that's not good enough"
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Easter is April Fool's day. Prepare yourselves 5 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Not even close, wtf?
Platonic relationship 20 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I just know that for many people, for all of their entire lives up until we started making up new terms for everything, they had or currently have friendships that are on this level, and I think it kind of undermines those relationships by saying it's a lesser version. I get what they're implying, but (and I'll use a page from the opponents' playbook), I'm a little offended. "Hey, this is my friend John. We've live together and have been besties since we were 4. We do everything together! I love this guy, he's great." "Oh...you're in a 'friendship' with John? That's nice. This is my Partner. We're in a queerplatonic relationship. It's like what you have, but more. You couldn't fathom our connection. I can't see if you're still standing there because I'm looking down on you so far, I'm facing straight up."
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Coconut Crabs: the world's largest anthropod. (And y'all been worrying about SPIDERS) 9 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
the japanese spider crab is the one that gives me nightmares
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Advanced debating 8 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
but like... a shirt?