Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Yeah I didn't get that it was a reference to Skyrim.
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Religion man... 5 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Sounds like that person and their mom were chasing after a tiny man for a long time in order to beat the shit out of him. "I got the tiny man" "oh good. Now put him in the ground!"
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
Modern military 12 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Yeah I see a lot of that where I live too. As I'm walking toward the store, a low rider rolls up to the closest handicapped parking spot, and then 4 human Flubbers squeeze out and leave no sign of a handicapped parking sign hanging in the mirror as I realize the car was not a low rider after all. Then they begin to walk, fully unimpeded, into the store in front of me as I pause, half expecting to hear David Attenborough's voice fill my head in narration. I then hear these people, with mine. own. ears. saying things like "oh good there's no old people in here today, let's take these scooters. My fat ass hates having to walk everywhere. All right...which aisle is the chips and dips?" "No let's hit all the aisles, maybe they got some of them free samples out." And I shake my head silently as I walk past them, through the smoke created by the struggling motors in those little scooters just...doing their best.
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Happy frog 4 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Is this the new craze of the week? Posting the first image of simple searches and celebrating those things being at the top? If so, I'm all for it.
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Not good with titles 8 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I haven't really done any digging on the reasoning or if there's a clear answer I'm just unaware of, but something about Endgame that bothered me is that...Thor is the one with the lightning powers right? why is it that Cap can use it when holding mjolnir? Is Thor nearby just electrocuting Cap as a boost, because as far as I know, the hammer isn't where the lightning originates.
Doggo establishing dominance over poor tortoise 10 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Oh she was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry...tea kettle...and then, and then she shat on a turtle!
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Mmmm ketchup 2 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Why are you upset? It's clearly marked ketchup. Go wash that off, the soap's in the pantry.
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The Mountain is now an important NPC 5 comments
Historical detailed dreary Mole 28 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
"it's almost like men didn't know sex leads to pregnancy" But it does work both ways. If you don't believe in abortion or can't afford it, don't have sex. That's for both sides. If you think that your guy will ditch you if you get pregnant and you don't want to get an abortion or are unable to afford it, don't fuck that guy. I believe that if I were with a girl who, if she got pregnant, was unwilling or unable to get an abortion, we would see it through, but I also believe that I would not have sex with that girl in the first place. I'm not mentally or financially prepared enough in my life right now to have a child, so I don't take the risk unless I know her and I are on the same page with a plan in case something like that were to happen. I understand most people may not plan that out ahead of time, but that's part of the problem. "Well I fucked this girl and she got pregnant, and I had no idea she was going to keep it, now I'm screwed." Well maybe you shouldn't have done that then.
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What's in a name? 8 comments
Nap time at +/-30,000 feet above earth 3 comments
Median income 9 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Yeah I realized this today at lunch. I guess what I was thinking of is called... well, nothing, that I'm aware of haha.
Median income 9 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Yeah I'm confused. This is the median, not the average. Does that mean that since the lowest someone in that age range could be making is $0, the highest paid person in that age range is makingat most $68K? That's more than me, but anything in between contains ALL of the 25-34 age group. No?
Customers 16 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
"I don't complain about service unless it's warranted." Do you think that anyone ever thinks "I think my complain is unwarranted, but I'm going to do it anyways." It's all a matter of opinion on the part of the one lodging the complaint and if there's an issue they themselves think is warranted, they'll make the complaint. My point is that too many people's bar is too low for this.
Gotta think about your homie 8 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure they just took half her picture and mirrored it to try to make the picture nice and symmetrical but I can't get past that and it looks so unnatural to me.
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Should I tell her father? 7 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Hey, this isn't really pertinent to the conversation and I'm not trying to be nitpicky, just a small bit of info just in case OP's first language isn't English or whatever. O- or O+ is all you need. No need to worry about the "ve" at the end. Sort of like how if you were using percentages, you wouldn't need to say 100%cent. The - or + do the trick. :] Okay byeee.
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whoops a daisies 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Hey, legitimate "unaware of all the terms" here, but would someone be able to explain how and why this "top" thing is gay specific? As a straight person who has occasionally been near some also straight sexy related times, there's oftentimes also a top and bottom simply from the fact that there are 2 people there.
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title 9 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I don't understand the close up of the shoulder. Does it look disappointed too?
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Drinkable shower 2 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Luckily you've prepared for such an occasion and you pull out your ice shower block on a rope!
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Let's hope it will work out this time 5 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I'd love to post the Andy Dwyer meme here because I have no idea what's going on with the Fallout 76 fallout, so would anyone care to summarize it for me? Is it just a simply bad game or is it something more specific?