"where'd you get that tan?"
"oh she went to one of those tanning salons"
"chandler!"
"did I say tanning salon? I meant surf contest."

Was it not a friends reference?

You did the pros of watching alone and the cons of watching with others. I think you have a clear preference.

I just didn't understand what was melting OP's mind about the location of the spawn.

Yeah I didn't get that it was a reference to Skyrim.

Yeah I see a lot of that where I live too. As I'm walking toward the store, a low rider rolls up to the closest handicapped parking spot, and then 4 human Flubbers squeeze out and leave no sign of a handicapped parking sign hanging in the mirror as I realize the car was not a low rider after all. Then they begin to walk, fully unimpeded, into the store in front of me as I pause, half expecting to hear David Attenborough's voice fill my head in narration. I then hear these people, with mine. own. ears. saying things like "oh good there's no old people in here today, let's take these scooters. My fat ass hates having to walk everywhere. All right...which aisle is the chips and dips?" "No let's hit all the aisles, maybe they got some of them free samples out." And I shake my head silently as I walk past them, through the smoke created by the struggling motors in those little scooters just...doing their best.

"it's almost like men didn't know sex leads to pregnancy" But it does work both ways. If you don't believe in abortion or can't afford it, don't have sex. That's for both sides. If you think that your guy will ditch you if you get pregnant and you don't want to get an abortion or are unable to afford it, don't fuck that guy. I believe that if I were with a girl who, if she got pregnant, was unwilling or unable to get an abortion, we would see it through, but I also believe that I would not have sex with that girl in the first place. I'm not mentally or financially prepared enough in my life right now to have a child, so I don't take the risk unless I know her and I are on the same page with a plan in case something like that were to happen. I understand most people may not plan that out ahead of time, but that's part of the problem. "Well I fucked this girl and she got pregnant, and I had no idea she was going to keep it, now I'm screwed." Well maybe you shouldn't have done that then.

Yeah I realized this today at lunch. I guess what I was thinking of is called... well, nothing, that I'm aware of haha.