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You got that right boiii! 8 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I'm a little offended that the doom players are at weenie hut jr instead of the salty spittoon, but I'm a goofy goober, so it'll be okay.
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I can't believe vaccines did this to you 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Lauren
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A different perspective 12 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Hey me too. I grew up in livestock feed, then moved 5 hours away to.. livestock feed.
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Metalrizard 10 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Maybe I'm too old, but who the hell are the first 3?
Dan isn't the stupid one here 55 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Additional word counts: 1409, 210, and 1080.
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Dan isn't the stupid one here 55 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I'm so sorry, I've been at work. Word count: 686.
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Cubes & spheres 10 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Word count: 209
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Change my mind 5 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Word count: 372
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Just like obama 17 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Word count: 295, then 950
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That movie was bad enough to give people nightmares 14 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Word count: 969
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Even as a, almost, life long fan of the entire franchise, this thought never occurred to 7 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Oh, you mean King... FURRY? *dun dun DUN*
69..hehe 13 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
She then went on to start her own food themed pirate crew
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Sometimes the truth hurts 8 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
No the crowd who comes after church. From church, church ends, then they all show up to eat and be rude.
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Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I shower the night before and I live 2 blocks from work and I'm a guy.
They know, they just don't care 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Woah the mean is $42k? I need to get my shit together.
Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yoooooo. Normally, I wouldn't take offense to this, but it just so happens to be the exact time I set my alarm for every day so why don't you have a sit and a shush, mkay? I don't work until 10am, I'm allowed to set my alarm for 945 what's the issue? Rude.
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The city of Medina in Arabia looks like something from Star Wars 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Should see the umbrellas open.
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Has happened to me. Not by dog but the cleaning is exhausting 1 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Perfect chance for a photo op. No rush.
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Take the pledge comrades 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Do you mean who I think you mean?
I do like them thicc 3 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Yo who gave Dexter's mom that thiccness? Also who hiked Sams thong way up high like that? Ya'll messing up my childhood. Also, Mr. Krabs can get it, and I do remember Ms. Bellum being dummy thicc though.
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Beyond stupid 12 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Wtf? It's a drawing. There are no other details outside of what is right there. When you see the meme with Taylor Armstrong yelling at the cat, do you comment arguing "Well it's impossible to determine the the validity of her anger based on the information in the photo. She could have a perfectly good reason for yelling at that cat and alternatively the cat could be an absolutely upstanding citizen of society and the woman would very well be out of line. What we really need is the photos of her and the cat in other situations to determine who was in the wrong."
It's not real. The scene isn't cropped. There wasn't an original larger picture showing the destinations or even showing more information like shade. It's a joke about how Americans will argue that the Imperial system is better and how many Americans don't know the conversions, which is true. I'm an American, and even though I know which is shorter, I know plenty of people who don't, and so I laughed. Welcome to Funsubstance.
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Old But Gold 7 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Oh, wed strawbebbies, how womantic!
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Must suck 6 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
When my nephew was younger, he started to call my mom "Gigum" instead of Grandma I guess, but she said no, he'll grow out of it and my sister and I both said uh yeah okay good luck. Now that he's 8, she's of course still Gigum.
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The world’s greatest neurosurgeons in one pic 4 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
Hey! It's Porsch-uh!
This is a poster about work I can get behind 2 comments
joshary · 4 years ago
I grew up in the same suburban town outside of Atlanta all my life and had a decent job. Not garbage, but nothing special by any means. I had a fairly estranged aunt who lived in Denver whom I hadn't seen in about 10 years and she invited me to come visit her for a few days just to catch up and travel since I had just graduated college and was talking about it on facebook. After being there for a week, I was in the airport in Denver and I called my work and said "hey, this is my 2 weeks, I'm on my way back and I'll finish out whatever schedule you've got for me while I pack up, but then I'm headed right back here." That is still my biggest and most spontaneous life decision, and I don't regret a thing. I guess I just wanted to tell it because I can't imagine not taking the risk, where would I be now in my life, 8 years later?