Darn it now I want that!

That fabric hanging off the bed looks so much like entrails.

Young @matthewg . Kinda different, but I like it!

So THAT’S how babies are conceived.

So... he’s going to scoop out a primary organ and use it as pointy-object-throwing practice?

That would make a great morning ritual: going for a walk, picking up trash you find, then getting a free coffee.

I didn’t know Winston Churchill was such a player.

See? Mine aren't such a big deal, so stop complaining.

@matthewg trust me, I am a skincare professional. I have many years of experience in caring for skin. I myself have skin. No need to worry.

@matthewg Look. They used the term p.j. It's real, I swear. :P

I would befriend you simply because I want to feel the texture of that fish pencil bag thing.

@matthewg let’s have these “sleepovers” with our kids someday.

Every time.

Second from the right in the front row has a lot of enthusiasm. I like it.

I don’t have wings, though. Just drumsticks.