Uh-huh...

Maybe we can get a buy one get one 50% off deal!

However, some refrain from doing so.

You always lift my spirits.

Would you kindly stop exposing my dirty secrets?

Yup

*Rawr!*

Ooh! A custom fit!

Aw... all I have is sweater spaghetti

Oh look, it’s already dipped in bbq sauce!

Yes, for a smol loan of a million biscuits.

Word on the streets is that catnip is being diluted with mint leaves and it's outrageous.

Ah, just like the gladiators of old.

ew

Cum on, that's done by hand too isn't it?

only if the airline will allow it.

I'd say she IS the dangerbear.

He'll probably charge, since he has to do it by hand.

Is it an Afghan (hound) comforter?

Make sure it’s that Lime-Cucumber. ;)

Well it sounds like he’s straight, so yeah, he hasn’t been inside a Michael.

He prefers to be called RichardRobert.

Okay, but it's not like she asked him to do all that. She probably would have been cool with a regular friendly hangout doing normal friend stuff.