Silly, those are eye drops!

That’s a great story. Thanks for sharing.

*starts shopping for a hazmat suit*
I support you, Hunny.

Sorry, I probably sound like an ass. Each family member carried a handle around with them so they could open the doors as they walked through the house? Sorry again.

Oh! People sometimes repeat something as a question to ask for clarification, make sure they heard correctly, or just to indicate incredulity/surprise. I hope that helps. I was just surprised.

Yeah, she’ll be easier to clean up that way.

You... each carried your own handles? I don’t mean to sound like I’m belittling your life growing up, but it sounds like a sitcom.

I meant go down the street to the grocery store for casserole supplies, don’t be silly.

Some people use fuzzy covers on their toilet seats. I think it was more of a 90s thing?
Thank you for sharing your profound poetry. I’m sure we’ve all been touched. *wipes away single tear*

If you want to see bigger, I could borrow a robe. ;)

The future is Mr. United States (Captain America)

The future is beautiful.

Oh gosh...

To not be, I know!