Most people prefer to call it “processed”

Yeah, if you zoom in it’s definitely zebras.

He has my full support

You are the Honorable Chairman Meow of my heart.

What a darling octopus you are

As hungrily as Sir Henry the fruit bat?

Oh gosh... maybe I need the butthole medallion.

I dunno. If this is it, he might be adopted.

We’re being infiltrated by deviants? What is this, the sixties???

Really? I’d love to see them there! *innocent face*

“All I found is a picture of you, son”

Why the downvote? This comment is comedy gold!

For swigging like a pirate?

Any time!

Unless they set up a volunteer program for it, or made it a work study job or had it available for extra credit.

*squints* Brendan Urie?

Some countries use periods instead of commas. *shrug* it’s a thing.

Oh Hon. I'm so sorry your mom and you all are going through that. I wish you all the best and I'll say a prayer for you.