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kallibugg


i am 21 and i love punny stuff!!!

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Kid's martini 12 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
I need one of those! Today my teacher shouted at me cause I missed a test and I had a doctors note saying I was too sick to go to school that day???? (I do not know what is wrong with her) Then my dad turned the car alarm on (which means you cannot get in or out) while I was in the car I was there for the worst and loudest 30 minutes of my life!! :'(
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everyone wasn't the h I MEAN THEY'RE sO COSY 13 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
I have to buy hoodies myself because I do not have a boyfriend :( forever alone
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Trying to help a little fox 57 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
my friend had all 6 rabbits (3 adults and 3 babies) killed by her dogs :'(
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The most expensive bird warmer 6 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
that is one happy bird :)
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*hairflip* 15 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
I don't think I have ever seen so many polite people on one post, I am so happy. :')
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*hairflip* 15 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
It sounds like the first line of Fancy by Iggy Azalea. :)
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A fine tribute 7 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
If it's feet hadn't been nailed to the perch it would be pushing up daisies! :)
dis chair brings a tear to my eye ;-; 3 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
chair mode activated :) *brofist*
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I heard a girl complain about her big boobs today 51 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
I can never find a shirt that fits me right! :P
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First date idea 11 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
But the thing is she still looks pretty with out the make up. She is just really pale like me, except I don't care how people see me so the only make up I wear is eyeliner and lipstick.
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be in math class like 14 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
We are not allowed cellphones at school. If we are found with our cellphone it will get taken away until the next term(about 3 months) and our parents have to fetch it. (my school also has security cameras throughout the school)
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My mom never found out 10 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
Once??? I do that at least 4 times a week :P
Johnny Depp ironing sandwiches 8 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
Isn't that from Benny and Joon?
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Morbals 14 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
i think i got 1 (i don't know where the other million came from) :/
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Dawn of the planet of the pugs! 1 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
attack of the cuteness!! :3
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I actually like summer better 27 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
i love winter but there is no snow here :)
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A fine tribute 7 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
:'D
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Worst thing to say in prison 5 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
My favorite TV show of all time i grew up watching this show :)
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That's not coffee, that's a dessert 26 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
i have never been to Starbucks :P
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
everyone mispronounces my name anyway! so yes! :)
Hummingbird closeup 5 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
is it just me or does anyone else have the urge to draw this?? :/
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Memories... 22 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
they still have these at my school! :P
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That Drawer of Everything 23 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
i have 3! :P
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Basically... 8 comments
kallibugg · 10 years ago
i once read a book written by a well known author and there were 2 grammar errors! this irks me but i love the story so much so i have to face the grammar errors everyday! :(
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