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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Beans 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It looks like you just assembled it from flatpacked parts that came in that Amazon box by the chair.
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Stored in the balls 11 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Meh, who cares. It's not about the fluids, it's about helping her cum that hard.
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Endgame Spoiler! Comment if you agree with my an*lysis! 10 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It's a great movie and all but it was mostly what I expected except the introduction of Mighty Mouse in the franchise. I admit I didn't see that one coming.
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Hanging out in AOL chat challenging democracy 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That's the brilliant bit. By paying people to troll, idiots start following the lead and trolls for free hence increasing the value of the original investment.
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Flappy bird 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
But those three doesn't mean the same thing.
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We live in strange times 2 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Meh, I've seen worse.
. F 8 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Neither, parliament decided in the last few seconds to enact article 723f and just ban the internet all together.
Baby cat 5 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Aaaaaw kitteh!
. F 8 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
That's funny, I listened to that song not ten minutes ago. Could it be that OP is full of manure?
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Do I look drunk? 3 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
I've learned to always bring an eye patch when I'm out drinking.
Damn them 11 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
I feel you. If it wasn't for my stepdad I wouldn't talk to my family ever again.
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Cuddles 6 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
No, you need kittehs.
Cuddles 6 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Aaaw, kittehs!
Werner Von Braun, German rocketscientist who litterally put the man on the moon 3 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
If by "Nazi" you mean a member of the German Nazi party during WWII and by "the one" the person who created the V2 rockets used extensively by Germany to bomb Britain then yes, that's the guy.
Prague, The City of a Hundred Spires 3 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Anyone else read this as ".. City of a hundred Spiders" at first glance?
Nobody can say no 9 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Being an environmentally conscious feminist these days is rough.
Nobody can say no 9 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Being an environmentally conscious feminist these days is rough.
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Assorted alcoholic Seahorse 5 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Yeah, to bad there isn't a bunch of bizarrely rich corporations you could tax to finance your schools .. oh wait.
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Just so you know 2 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Yeah, if everyone could just stfu about GoT. That would be great.
Amazing enormous Jellyfish 5 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Just wanna say I totally get @jasonmon but personally I've never had to jump through these hoops. That may be attributable to the way I find work; not by applying when help us wanted but by sending in my resumes and info directly to places I'd like to work at. Never had more than one interview before I either got the job or didn't.
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You should definitely mention her lack of said skills to her 4 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
A smile and an "ok but I'm here for you if you need to talk" goes a long way.
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Unable truthful raspy Kim Jong Un 3 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say that to .. but I suppose it might seem like it to someone who has trouble finding the clit.
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No obligations here 11 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I put my trash away like any sensible person, but maybe if we left it out it would require more work and thus force restaurants to hire more staff, creating more jobs?
Flowers are alright 15 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
Not that anyone's ever asked me but it's anemone nemorosa. They're pretty and plentiful, they show up in springtime and they have potentially eternal life.
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Ultimate n word pass 2 comments
karlboll · 5 years ago
And Europe's reliance and disdain for them is about the same.