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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Platypi are cute 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Surely, that is a Komodo dragon.
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Absolute win indeed 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yeah, thanks but no thanks. Weeb sounds okay but girlfriends not so much.
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Hmmmmm 1 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Have a wank and something to eat and then think about it.
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Sorry, daneland 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Sounds like a very intelligent person.
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Sorry, daneland 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Good luck.
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That the secret 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Also food and just about anything can be delivered to your door. Sometimes you don't even have to open it.
Ignore if repost 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Usa usa usa 16 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Enterprising little bastards.
Usa usa usa 16 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I dunno what kinda badger the rest of Europe gets but the Swedish ones will bite your ankle until the bone breaks and then fuck you the fuck up for looking at them funny.
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what 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Torturing cats is a common behaviour among teenage boys who's developed antisocial personality disorder, often due to childhood trauma. Later in life they take out their violent tendencies on women, lead a life of crime and dies around their late thirties from violence or drug overdose. They can be treated in early life of you get to them quickly.
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They did host it after all. 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I stand by my statement from last time this was posted; At least Germany remembers why D-Day was important. It seems a lot of other nations have forgotten.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you don't accidentally have a gun 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Me before going through airport security ; I wonder if I could build a glass gun that could pass through these sensors?
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The BJ Burger origin story 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
What's wrong with a Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomatoes burger?
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Spend the money on war instead 30 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It should be mentioned that while, at least, Sweden doesn't have legislated minimum wage we have something else to that effect ; kollektivavtal. Basically the unions and the employers agree on acceptable wages. The Swedish model is either the parties agree or the state will have to regulate the market.
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A good pet name is important 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Go Go GA GA!
A dark sorcerer blocks your way. Wyd? 6 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
FIREBALL!!
Anon disproves rising water levels 12 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
1. There's a LOT of ice.
2. The earth is a closed system, evaporation and rainfall are the same thing.
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Think about that 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That's why I don't get married. Let him have his fun.
· Edited 4 years ago
So the Heatwave has taken over Europe... This is in Germany. How is the Rest of you doing? 17 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Sweden is caught in the heatwave. It's been 24°C here today.
Thoughts? 18 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yeah, the masculine norm sucks for men.
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cup 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yeah, Bad Dragon specialises in wierd and original dildos.
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More like Smell Delphine 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
-Hey get out, that's my cold and dark place!
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Pleasant animated robust Seal 1 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I want to upvote this but it's got 420 upvotes ..
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Makeup is a lie, your cover up how ugly you actually are to everyone around you 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
So what you're saying is that all men are lying bastards who will protect each other from the consequences of their actions even if it's morally wrong while women are honest and forthcoming even if it means their friend gets hurt?
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Unknown few chubby Zebra 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Brain, definitely the brain.
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