karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
First photo of Earth taken from the ISS, 1988 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
They're underneath. Didn't you learn anything in school?
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I'd happily pay for that 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I wanna pay multiple people so that when the day comes twenty-thirty people will be standing with umbrellas and shades, looking on from a distance as if my death was important enough to be witnessed by secret agents from all over the world .. and a clown.
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Stuffed Crest Pizza 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Scurdle di glurdle mit de boom boom stick!
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Men, we don't know what we did 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That means you've failed to listen to many times already.
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Fine, I'll do it myself 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
@timebender25 Touché!
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Fine, I'll do it myself 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
-Viscous Mockery is the opposite of Healing Word. Fight me!
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Get shwifty 6 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
"It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage."
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Lisa be spitting straight fax 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yes, but as a group we'd still produce straight people.
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Wait, what? 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Maybe they wanted to hire the developers of swift?
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Stackoverflow developer making stackoverflow without the help of stackoverflow 12 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Well, the first metal tools where made with stone tools.
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Collector's Edition 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Pack it up and store it in a safe place. Maybe it'll become a collectible and finance something nice for your offspring after you're gone.
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Scandinavia and The World - Rock Out With Your Socks Out 14 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Also, we usually have pretty good heating and insulation in our buildings because Scandinavia.
Hearing aids can change your life 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
My ex is hearing impaired and got new, really good, hearing aids for the first time. She asked me;
-What's that weird noise?
It was the cat meowing for food. She was so happy.
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Henry behrens, the smallest person in the world dancing with his cat 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
This makes me feel that maybe he's the right size and I'm an overgrown oaf who'll never dance with a cat.
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Sometimes we do have fun... 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
This is so accurate it hurts.
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Find a gurl like this 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
According to a friend of mine, who is blind, the whole touching-your-face-to-feel-what-you-look-like is just made up Hollywood BS and no one actually does it.
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T-pose to assert dominance 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Flaming Armour (+2d6 fire damage in melee or when attacked)
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Compile the cake, Linux 1 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Compiling isn't so hard. It's finding where the bloody thing went afterwards that's driving me mad.
Go do the thing, you beautiful creature 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I thought he was just watching me masturbate?
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Well, that´S me actually 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Sonar "ON" - beast mode 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Fake news. Obvious troll.
We don't have enough storage to rely on solar panels and wind turbines 15 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
When you factor in the fossil fuels used to mine and refine the fuel for fission fuel they put out more CO2 per MWh than renewables. Fusion will probably be different but that's still some decades away.
Fission is a lot better than burning fossil fuels for energy though.
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I... Was not expecting that 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
There's an organisation in the US called "Pink Pistols" they advocates arming queers, their motto is "Bash someone your own caliber"
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Just no 10 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Look up.
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1940's baby launching car attachment 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It's a step up from the baby-cage they used to hang out the window.
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