I'd happily pay for that

I’ll throw in an extra $50 if at a meaningful point in the proceedings you choke back a sob and run away dramatically, but drop a photograph that doesn’t seem to relate to my life at all—but maybe it does...

I wanna pay multiple people so that when the day comes twenty-thirty people will be standing with umbrellas and shades, looking on from a distance as if my death was important enough to be witnessed by secret agents from all over the world .. and a clown.

I want to have my body stuffed and attend my own funeral.