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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Gandalf the fck 18 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
“We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn’t tried fucking Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?”
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Foodles 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
True .. my bad.
Foodles 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Except Sound of Music is from 1965.
Easy money 1 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
High pay, only seven hours and no annoying coworkers? I might come out of retirement for that.
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They doing what?? 7 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Anyone who's read Kinsey's "Sexual Behavior in the Human Male" (1948) and "Sexual Behavior in the Human Female" (1953) could tell you this isn't news.
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He is 6ft and has a stable job so yk 6 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I thought it meant "Ya K" (yeah okay) with a slightly condescending tone.
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Dan isn't the stupid one here 55 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Thank you, @guest_. That's a really good and interesting deconstruction.
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The two types of tired 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Perhaps it's weariness?
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Pytho-logical 6 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Build a bridge out of'er!
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Dan isn't the stupid one here 55 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Have anyone actually inspected the cross and checked that is gold?
Right? 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Frankly, growing up with Swedish it was quite a relief to learn English.
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Correct 10 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
“I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, ‘naked?‘"
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Pretty hot 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yeah, while we weren't technically neutral (alliance free is the cop out term Sweden used) had we joined it probably wouldn't have been on the allied side.
Bamboozled 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That cat looks like it's considering stealing the bird later.
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I didn't know what to do with this information, so I thought I'd share 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I doubt this is true. The wasp part, sure. But the vegan bit seems pretty far fetched.
The True Chad 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Yeah, come out you ice-cream licking cowards!
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Here's to alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I like to sit down and enjoy a bottle of IPA (isopropanol)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 12 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
That story have made the rounds since the nineties at least. It used to be "from a hospital in Salt Lake City". It's fake.
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Sharon 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Unhealthy food makes you fat but it's cheaper.
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Do you think vampires can life off of sucking t*ts? 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Hi hi hi .. this made me laugh.
I'll just show them my memes 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Dating in your forties is the best though. Everyone knows what they want and can care for their own emotions. All you have to do is find the time for each other away from your busy schedule and hope your back aches and trick knees match up that day.
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There's an 8ft statue of the Devil in a pond near where I live. It's been there 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
"There's an 8ft statue of the Devil in a pond near where I live. It's been there for longer than people can remember and it's freaky as hell at night."
Title from the site that must not be named.
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First photo of Earth taken from the ISS, 1988 9 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
@snowbeast They're underneath the disc of course.