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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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O w O 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Shebe lieved?
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A religious man dropped this off in my laundromat... I figure I'd answer the question for 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
That's what science and philosophy is for. To figure out right and wrong, the consequences of any actions and how to do it efficiently.
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Tulsa liquor store ain’t playin no games 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
That is the proper use of YOLO.
Thats why I love science!! 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Except in his arguments he forgot that all magnets have two sides.
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Poetry at its finest 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
But 42 in German is Zweiundvierzig.
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Who remembers life 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Indoors is a myth. Only bed exists.
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In true Facebook fashion 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
While I basically agree I find it difficult to be friends with people who believe that some people do not deserve the same rights as they do.
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Bob the monster 46 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
llob Lrak
Cheeses from a German grocery store: Mildly smoked braided cheese 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Ok yes, I see it now. We must invade Germany for the sake of cheese. Any volunteers?
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Cutest lab assistant ever 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Lab-lab in lab-wear in a lab doing lab-work.
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There's always that one kid 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Shouldn't this be reversed?
weeeeee 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I'm not a socialist but .. a market that doesn't provide the needs for the people and risks lives for profit is worthless and deserves to be replaced.
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This is legit 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Hmmmm .. if it's my estranged dad he'd probably be up the proverbial creek, sans paddle, and need money. If it's my mom she probably want me to come over because she's bored despite the risk to me, her and my stepdad. Either way I'd just let it ring. She can text me if it's an emergency and he can go eff himself.
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This is legit 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Same here. He'd probably just want money though.
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How dare you! 23 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
And because a lot of China's pollution is from production for the west.
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Found this gem today 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Butts, tits second.
Chaos incarnate 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
What kind of morally challenged wierdo would think it's funny to tell a parent their child died? I'm assuming it's made up but it's still pretty messed up.
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Teach your children well 8 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Technically you don't have to, but the results are better if you do.
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If you only know what I am talking about 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
Well, Zeus do tend to fuck everything I guess.
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Today's a good day, because it's caturday 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
First Bayeux Tapestry meme and now Caturday! What year is this?
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It has come to this 5 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
It's times like these I'm happy I don't watch whatever this is about.
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I don't always Auto-Complete memes, but when I do it's for the truly bored 56 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
I don't always have a beer
But when I do, I am happy with the Finns
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I cant hold a pencil 4 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
*picks my nose while scratching my ass in ambidextrous*
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"uSe BeTteR titLe5 f0r mOrE likEs aNd sHaRe5" 2 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
iMmA g0nNa LiKe AnD sHaRe ThIs CoZ'oF tHe GrEaT tItLe
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I have heard of them, just never expected to see one 3 comments
karlboll · 4 years ago
You mean they re-evolved themselves out of extinction?
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