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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and 16 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Cool idea, we should do a European Union one.
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We have hit a new low as a species... On a local pizza box. 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I believe chainsaws have a warning not to attempt to stop the chain with your hands and microwaves warn you not to put pets or babies in them. I'd say we have a fifty fifty chance but it's not looking good.
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They’re just too good 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yes, around 1.3 million tonnes of rubbish each year, around half of it from Britain and the other half from Norway. I've stayed warm and cozy all through winter for almost no cost. Keep up the bad job, folks.
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Landan mate 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
People seem to think of Sweden as a small country. We're over twice the size of the UK, larger than France or about the size of Germany.
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Google imitating Bing 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I'll get the crumpets!
Welcome to the cum zone 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Oh, boy! Here I go killin' again!
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Reagans response to AIDS was not incompetence it was intentional malice 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
It was the same the world over. Never forget that governments can and will allow a tenth of the population to die if they're an inconvenient minority group.
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Strange cat 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Give it a minute.
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Here ya go guys 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I'm warning you. I have a custard pie and I know how to use it!
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Awooo 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
OMG .. that yo'momma joke is golden.
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Some good news for Mother's Day 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yaaaaay, good news!
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Felix austria 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Don't ..
Discord mods be like 8 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
No, that's just creepy.
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Cheeses from across Europe 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah, but even our good cheeses tastes like wax compared to most European cheeses. Even the English have better cheese.
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Well thats a rip 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Christianity used to blame them for killing Christ. It really took off during the Thirty Years War when European powers borrowed large sums of money from Jewish bankers and didn't want to pay up. It became a bit unfashionable after WWII so Christianity started focusing on the gays instead but it just wasn't the same.
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This is the lemon meringue pie Mum and I made for Mother's Day :) 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Oooooh, extra meringe. Looks really tasty.
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*Notices ur shoes* *Honks ur nose* 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*hoardes custard pies for defence*
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The Swiss took their stance of being neutral very seriously 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Same in Sweden, we shot down anything that dared fly over us.
Philosophers be like 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Differently poisonous.
I'm not even joking this is literally what happened 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Vagina dentata.
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Biology doesn’t lie 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I think he makes a good point.
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Kool kidz klub 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Mozzquitozzzz? Zzzzz, wat m'zzzzzzquitoezzzz?
We already have a Summer and Winter Olympics; We don't need a 'Genocide Olympics' 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
What kind of fool thinks genocides can be "ranked"?
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cURL 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
From Wikipedia ..
"cURL (pronounced 'curl'[4]) is a computer software project providing a library (libcurl) and command-line tool (curl) for transferring data using various network protocols. The name stands for "Client URL",[5] which was first released in 1997.[6]"
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A life saved 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Damn onion ninjas.
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