karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Yes... Fight 11 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Nice try but that's obviously a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.
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I wasn't disappointed when we got home 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
The better version imho
Violence, speed, momentum 9 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
And gels apparently. I have a friend who calls it her "tit cream".
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So, basically Ents then? 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Thanks for the fact check. Kinda wish it did though.
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Appreciate it 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I generally go for stuff like "f*ck you're hot" and "I love it when you do that" plus the odd moaning of pleasure and an assortment of primal screams. Seems to do the trick.
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Serial killer 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*victim turns into a replica Eiffel tower*
-It's a surreal killer.
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Come on, man! 21 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I admit that thebabylonbee is often full of shit and request a trustworthy source of the indicated quote and suggested opinion before I lower myself to discuss it.
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Come on, man! 21 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Qanon post? Didn't know they where still around.
Swedish animal names translated literally 8 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
"Kott" is definitely the "cone" in "pinecone" (eg grankotte). I have no idea what the "leech" part is about though.
Swedish animal names translated literally 8 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Can confirm
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New York Post Go Home You’re Drunk 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Two things can be true.
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A Clean Meme 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Soap opera.
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That’s how the cookie crumbles 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
That's oddly specific.
The Purge 17 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Excellent idea! Can we go after student debt to?
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Muricans also invented houses, water, and life as well 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
World Wide Web invented - CERN Switzerland in 1991.
Computers - Charles Babbage 1822 Great Britain.
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Thank you Terry, very c- OH NO! 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Sorry, Terry. But I don't have much love for them and this tequila ain't gonna drink itself.
The Purge 17 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Credit card fraud and use it to pay for expensive medical treatment for people who need it but can't afford it.
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Is It only with me? 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Put it on the list.
Stronkes 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Bop it!
Aww, Who's a Hungwy Boi? You a Hungwy Boi? 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Bop teh nose!
Oh I see it... I think 8 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Surrealism.
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Pretty sure it’s a leaf 18 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*grabs the stick*
Sounds legit. Here you go.
*gives @dovesoot the stick*
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Pretty sure it’s a leaf 18 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*grabs stick*
It belongs to the people!
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It's time for Trotsky to go on a little holiday 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
You get the post of secretary for the Soviet Communist party and while everyone is arguing ideology you subtly rewrite the decisions to transfer executive power to the position of secretary. That's how Stalin did it.
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