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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Men, we're in trouble 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Okay, who talked!?
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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Fun fact; The existence of heterosexuality has never been scientifically proven.
Hmm not seeing a problem here Titanfall > Apex 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Create jobs.
Finally some progress 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Would that make them "fruit loops"?
Finally some progress 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Here you go, buddy. I brought a spare brick.
Anon is confused 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
1 microwave second = π/toaster minute²
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Choose one 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Huh .. so I've been tugging it to the wrong kind of MILF?
*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*blushes*
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I’m so excited and worried 0_0 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Good luck <3
50$ for a sponge 9 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Cucumbers don't care about your gender.
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They’re disgusting 23 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
For reference ICD-11, the International Classification of Diseases 11th Revision, classifies pedophilia as a disorder under 6D32 Pedophilic disorder;
"Pedophilic disorder is characterised by a sustained, focused, and intense pattern of sexual arousal—as manifested by persistent sexual thoughts, fantasies, urges, or behaviours—involving pre-pubertal children. In addition, in order for Pedophilic Disorder to be diagnosed, the individual must have acted on these thoughts, fantasies or urges or be markedly distressed by them. This diagnosis does not apply to sexual behaviours among pre- or post-pubertal children with peers who are close in age."
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Ohh noo 14 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
No, just pointing out their support of LGBTQ could be better.
Morning screaming hours 19 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
We're gonna have to build another addition on the void .. again.
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Zombie Rex 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Is this a prediction for 2022?
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Ohh noo 14 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
@thatguyyouknow The "Grand Old Party" commonly known as the Republicans.
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Ohh noo 14 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Or the GOP.
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Chad move 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah, I wanted to be sorry for my English friends who hoped they'd win but this stuff made it feel it served them right.
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jehschloot 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Zip-bombs where so much fun.
Have a little existential crisis :) 10 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
@general_failure I like the cut of your jib.
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Chicken, duh- right? You’re picking chicken... Right?? 11 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Mix spicy and oriental flavour.
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Have a little existential crisis :) 10 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Human exists, have existential crisis.
Tries to solve crisis by understanding her place in the world.
Information cause existential crisis.
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Las Vegas sounds made up 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
In one of my DnD groups I play a gnome cleric to the goddess Tymora, goddess of luck. I've described to my DM that her temples look like Las Vegas casinos.
Have a little existential crisis :) 10 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Sharks are so ancient it's actually a puzzle why they haven't evolved into crab-sharks yet.
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'Huh, the Soviets have atomic weapons now... That's neat' 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say. But I'll add that it's creator added lead plates to the charge to reduce the size of the explosion because he was concerned it might break the earth's crust.