karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Yay summer! 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh dear, I know that kind of work. Used to work in distribution and stack pallets by hand in an industrial bakery.
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I find your lack of frog posts disturbing 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Hope things get better soon, I'll post the occasional frog butt until you feel up to it again.
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Send bobs 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
My female friends tell stories of getting texts like these when applying for jobs or trying to sell furniture on marketplace so I'm not the least bit surprised.
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10% for the big guy 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
When you gotta coach yourself.
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Well it is relevant 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
True, but then bandwidth would go down.
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How are you today 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Nah I'm good, thanks for asking though.
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How are you today 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Had a rough stressful week but I'm okay.
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Behold! The teacher of the featherless biped! 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
If Socrates knows that he knows nothing then that's something he knows wether he knows it or not.
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That's a comforting thought 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yikes
I bless the rains 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Huh, never realised Africa was that big/small.
SW Day 107 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
We all force choke down here
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Lack of spelling ability is a public health issue 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Taint that between the shithole and a hard place.
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I prefer potatoes 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
You're welcome.
Maybe this time he won't be defeated by a straight white oppressor 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Balanced, as everything should be.
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Or "privilege" 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yep, and you'll also work hard at something and fail because you where unlucky, just to have people tell you you should've worked hard.
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h*rny go brrr 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Spoon.
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This is cool 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah same. Like wtaf is scuin, cick, hora (that actually works in Swedish though) and ss?
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I mean just look at that shit! It goes faster and faster! 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Also dishwashers and robot Hoovers.
Probably should stop dating the girlfriend and start dating the brother now 15 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
As an autist, this rings very true. I explain it as I'm using 60% of my intellect just to function with allists and just letting go and being "normal" with another "normal" person is great. Me and a friend have had days long discussions comparing notes on paleolithic pottery and how close to metallurgy it must have been, speculating wether those early metal grains that are a by-product were how metal use got started. It's glorious.
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No shame 12 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Ooh, bolean logic. My favourite.
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Maybe this time he won't be defeated by a straight white oppressor 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
At the snap of their fingers they'll wipe out half the genders in the universe.
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Pretty sure that's not a real name 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Don't worry, @snowbeast. Your secret is safe.
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You better not be talking shit about my fax machine 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Thanks for the fact check and context @roanoke
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I have so much regret about my career choice 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Here's my favourite English word; Zygote. It's the fusion of eggcell and sperm that hasn't started dividing yet. I'm also fond of the word haberdashery just for the sound.
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Pretty sure that's not a real name 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Can't find anyone in Sweden by that name.
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