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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Messerschmitt Me 163 Komet, for anyone interested.
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The perfect woman 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Neat. Mine is zygote, the fusion between a sperm and an egg cell before they start dividing. It's full of as yet unrealised potential, it's the last word in the dictionary and mad points on Scrabble.
Go all out 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
So about ten centimeters?
Quirky frail sorrowful 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Ögontjänare is a Swedish expression, lit. Eye Servant. It describes someone who only does right when somebody in authority is watching but is an absolute arsehat otherwise.
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I'm sorry what? 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
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Coffee Maker-chan 7 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
*senpai has noticed you*
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*Shocked Pikachu Face* 2 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Dang, the GOP alienating queers? What's next, alienating POC? Immigrants? The differently abled? Women?
What Two Millenia Do to a Mother-Faither 2 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Everyone talks about the time we stole the rainbow but we do other stuff to like Thor's hammer and we had Zeus lightning for a while.
Homophobia iridium, to be precise 2 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Nah, homo means same. When it's two different things it's heterophobia.
A kid with a self-made wooden bicycle, 1912 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
These where pretty common in country side for a long time.
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Oceanic magnificent open 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Capitali .. erhm I mean Monopoly wouldn't be playable otherwise.
Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Mullvain 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
He talks like peoples thinks!
Jurassic Drip 3 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
I'm wearing almost exactly this right now.
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Duolingo.. What? 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
Because you're more likely to remember absurdity.
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ABBA, 1st album in 40 years launched at a concert with virtual Björn, Agnetha, Frida and 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
This meme brought to you by Internet Explorer.
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
"Homelessness sky rocketing as Door Lock company under investigation and thousands locked out of their homes as app pulled from App Store."
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He he he 2 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
A missed opportunity and unintended pun. Thank you!
Damn, fortune cookies have gone down in quality 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
Standards are falling everywhere.
My 1977 Triumph Spitfire next to a couple of Fords on 44’s 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
Big Vs Small dick energy.
Now your favorite bloggers are working in a parking lot - Parking Tycoon Business 1 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
I can't understand how simulators went from tanks, commercial aircraft and WWII dogfighting to .. menial jobs.
Life is getting expensive 2 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
No, that would be communism and we can't have that because then people would starve and die from preventable diseases and be homeless and .. wait a minute!
Smh Yet Another Media Celebrity Ruins Their Career and Public Imagine 5 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
I think anyone should be able to run, felon or not. Otherwise it would be possible to control who holds a democratically elected office by controlling the legal system. What appals me is that Americans can lose their vote if convicted, that limits the vote in socio-economically disadvantaged groups.
The democratic problem of Trump running for office is that the two party system, in the US, then only have one reasonable candidate and this reduces representation for conservative voters who aren't complete idiots.
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Smh Yet Another Media Celebrity Ruins Their Career and Public Imagine 5 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
He's probably not getting locked up since it's his first felonies, that he's been convicted of. Most like a fine and probation but he will have to ask his parole officer to leave the state. His supporters are unlikely to care about this and he's still expected to be the Republican presidential candidates, which tells you everything you need to know about that party imho.
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 4 comments
karlboll · 21 weeks ago
I can just imagine the electronics bugging, locking you out, because of the battery or online service running out.
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