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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Scarred earth, Vimy Ridge 3 comments
karlboll · 18 weeks ago
Unexploded munitions and lingering poisons from mustard gas in the soil.
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"Teenagers" 8 comments
karlboll · 18 weeks ago
That is ofc true. I use analog thermometers, s compass and paper maps hiking. In the event of an apocalypse I'm well set. But for most people those just aren't meaningful skills most of the time.
"Teenagers" 8 comments
karlboll · 18 weeks ago
I hate to tell you this but thermometers are digital, wireless things now a days.
Boomer frieren 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
You haven't lived until some YouTuber, who's basically a child, makes a video about the game you play, and calls it "vintage".
Mysterious printed righteous 2 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
Got a guy in my neighborhood blasting nineties techno and Eurodance from his bike, when he's exercising. I've asked him to use headphones but he's worried he won't hear the cars *facepalm*
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"Teenagers" 8 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
I mean, why would they? Analogue clocks are a product of gears and mechanics, expressing the passage of time through a pendulum. Might as well teach the kids morse code, Latin, and how a steam engine works.
Ooof 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
You can't tell me what to do!
Cleansed sparkling greasy 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
An oil company lied!?
Scarred earth, Vimy Ridge 3 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
For context, these are battle scars from the battle of Vimy Ridge, 1917, during WWI. The area is still not safe after over a hundred years.
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I'm not crazy I swear look at this tube 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
That's kinda how it was though.
Execution cauldron at Deventer, Netherlands 3 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
*throws up a little*
Who the Hell is JEFF? 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion Project, an international collaboration to create a library of nuclear data.
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Cheems 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
*takes a meme*
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
You think I'm joking? It was hell, I tells ya. Well, it would've been if hell had been invented back then. When we died we just came back and did it all over again.
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The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
Yes, and also oral sex and paedophilia because those are totally the same thing apparently.
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
You were lucky! Oh, how i dreamed of a second dimension. We had to walk fifteen abstractions at zero Kelvin uphill both ways every day to go to school in the dark.
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
Bro, it was even before 3D.
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The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
It's true. It used to be illegal to be gay, but was changed to an illness in 1944. In 1955 payed sick leave was instituted. After many years of petitioning the government to remove homosexuality as an illness, people just started calling in gay. The law changed really fast after that.
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Lawl 1 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
Autocorrect strikes again!
What was the color of the bear? 3 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
At least she doesn't have to visit the bears relatives every holiday for their kids sake, or meet the bear in court while being questioned about what she was wearing at the time of the attack.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
karlboll · 19 weeks ago
It's super cute .. for a nazi fighter plane.
(;´∀`)
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What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money? 2 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Anne Frank would've had her 95'th birthday in two days, but instead she died from torture at 16 years old because "jokes" like these were considered funny.
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Froggo Has Leaf for You 3 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Yes UwU
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Accented short-lived unforeseen 3 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Abortions are usually performed to save a life to.
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Who the hell does that? 1 comments
karlboll · 20 weeks ago
Ex gf was a vegetarian and didn't want meat in the house. Basically did this every once in a while.