She had a sugar daddy

that is genius.

But not with "why".

The joke was pretty stale.

such gold

This is amazing.

O_O

I went to sleep with damp hair and my friend thought my hair looked so great. I said "I literally woke up like this" ::beyonce dance::

This is me currently. I need a bro hug.

HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES!!!

Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door.

A little bit of Jessica

Still too soon.

I love how he smiles as she starts to panic.

When the guy at the check out asked for my ID, I said "thank you for asking." x)

Holy mackerel!