I don’t think any habit bothers me physically and mentally like smoking does. I wish there was some way just some crazy way we could get smokers to just stop

While I’ve seen some people taking a shit on the road in poorer parts of the country you gotta admit that the people that DO have access to facilities not only use toilet paper they wash themselves too sooooo..we got people on extreme ends here

7.7 billion people and 415k elephants are in this world. That’s a lot of living creatures that are gonna find you cute, so go out there and ask your crush out on a date. If they reject you just say plenty of elephants in the sea and fly off

Well you invited him

Now they gotta marry their son. it’s their rules I didn’t make it up!

Drake meme
Hold your bone like a normal dog
Hold your bone so it looks like a dick

Hey bb call me
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No thanks D:

When I’m married I’m gonna start wagging my tail when my husband gets home too..ain’t no body gonna steal my forehead kisses away from me

I would’ve said wow so many just to make a lame joke

I kinda love my job but it took ten years of working through shitty jobs before I found it

Noooooo delete this

Well it is