And I thought 2020 gonna be my year.

But I don’t even have friends *sobs uncontrollably*

You’ll make them! You’ll put your life in their hands as you face off against the enemy! And if you’re lucky you’ll only be haunted by their screams in your sleep!

The real winners will be the guys who can get diagnosed with bone spurs like the President did. Once the military eliminates a couple million guys from the dating pool it will be easy peasy to get the ladies.

But I already hear horrifying screams as I sleep, how will I know which ones are my new friends?

Oh you’ll know from the haunted looks in their eyes and the obscene feelings of guilt

You wanna talk about it @jokur_and_batmon?

The war will get to us all eventually