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I didn't choose the cat life the cats just keep showing up at my door
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[Alliololananonami Nico]

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Perfect timing. Thank you murderer 5 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Not necessarily though, it’s all circumstances
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Harkness ready to seduce your girl with them smokey eyes. 6 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Please do! :D
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In seriousness though, kudos to the professors and teachers that are actually trying 8 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
One guy uploaded a ppt lecture and at one point he tries to draw to explain something but it doesn’t go as planned and he just goes oh god why is this happening but he doesn’t even edit that out he just uploaded it.
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Grateful 28 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Oh grosss I would rather eat cilantro. Or would I..
Time to get up 1 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
This took me a while
It may be!!! 3 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Why does his ass look like a lobster claw?
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Yea I'll clean it up later 2 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
I don’t really fuck I can’t even function if my room isn’t perfectly clean
Merry christmas 4 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
When I was a kid Ramadan would fall around December and I legit thought it was just how it always was. Kids in other countries got Christmas and we got Ramadan and eid and school was out for the year. Then I discovered the lunar calendar XD this year Ramadan is in April and kids these days don’t get to enjoy having it during their school holidays haha suckers
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Grateful 28 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Yes thankfully Ive never had to eat soap. My mom thinks I don’t even know any swear words
This photo of Eminem with a pigeon on his shoulder has a serene feel to it 7 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
You may ask only one
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In seriousness though, kudos to the professors and teachers that are actually trying 8 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
All of my teachers are programmers. They’re..they’re not fine *sobs*
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Respect ! 8 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Captain America looks scared
Those aren't her eyes, bud 1 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
He will look at you as he slowly drives over your child
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Grateful 28 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
I threw up the first time I had it
Slim carrey 4 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Jimbo
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Grateful 28 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Don’t, it tastes like soap
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It's all falling apart 11 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
*grabs some miracle whip* well then
*safe cat noises* 3 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Why get a valentine when you can get a quarantine
I’m 15 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
They’re
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You come to me or I come to you 8 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
You’ve heard of corona, now meet corona extra
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Can you believe she wanted more than bread and water? 5 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Best boyfriend ever x
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Posting 5 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
Thank
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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” 8 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
I am now ready to offer my services as a thanksgiving date
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The background music of your life 4 comments
kcat · 4 years ago
When I had my very first sleep paralysis episode I hallucinated that a carnival pony? Is that a thing? You know with giant feathers on their heads and costumes? Anyways this fancy pony with a carriage was galloping across the room in front of me to soft carnival music. It was fascinating before I realized I couldn’t move. Since then I’ve had many fun episodes such as static, screaming and radio shows in my ears
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