Stop posting this over and over it’s not even true ffs

Made with what now?

Very cute!

Oh wow i should link this to the post from a couple days back about everyone that got beat up as kids who are looking forward to beating up their own children because they are glad they were disciplined that way, but why bother

This was pretty much mine before I stole @savage_demmigod ‘s

I um....did this once only maybe worse and it wasn’t text. My friends had started to prank each other and I knew it was only a matter of time before they tried me. I applied for a job and while waiting to hear from them I got another job and started working thinking the first place never responded.
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One day a guy calls and he sort of jokes around saying hey you’ve been selected as a candidate and because of his tone I thought he’s joking and I’m getting pranked and I go oh come on quit fucking around you’re not serious my friends put you up to this right. He takes a more serious tone and goes no this is real. Thank god I had another job

I thought you’d have a pigeon!

@nicengelman thought you might like this babe haha

Dat username tho

Aww love this

Source? I’m sorry I gotta do that on all the ones I like

The perfect duck

@nicengelman I’d never steal the covers babe, especially since you’re gonna be my main source of warmth haha

I once dreamt that something I lost was under the cupboard and it was

My what big eyes you have grandma