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kingswitcherii


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-le beautiful title- 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
*intEresting...sorry, couldn't resist.
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Thanks, but no thanks 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'll pass.
A- You're overconfident
B- You're fucking twelve.
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f*ck, my mom is going to kill me! 67 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Even more epic way of explaining it
-Double high five, and a fist bump-
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This girl really needs to eat something 52 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I couldn't care less what shape she is, as long as she doesn't treat me like crap.
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DC vs Marvel: Similar Characters 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Not always.
DC vs Marvel: Similar Characters 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
So...marvel pretty much rips off DC at every given turn.
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Quintuple scissors, used for chopping herbs 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
"Herbs"
Why would they do that? 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Where?
Arizona 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I could of course be wrong, considering they are kiwis...
who wore it better? 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
This is getting a little Kanye obsessed...
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Why would they do that? 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Sainsbury hotdogs taste exactly like hotdogs, So much so, that when I bought some for my girlfriend at the time, she was convinced that I was feeding her meat...
Linda McCartney mozzarella quarter pounders, also taste like the real thing to me, it's just the texture that they can't get right.
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To Everyone Who's Depressed Out There 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Please don't do it.
It may not seem like it now, but life will get better for you, or at least I do hope that it would.
We have peaks and troughs, but unfortunately our depression dictates that the illusions of the troughs are less fleeting.
Whatever had happened to you, you don't deserve it, please do not let your detractors win.
Much like your own demise, you are capable of anything you set your mind to, including your own salvation.
Become prey for the light, and watch the darkness fall.
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Perspective on music that makes you think 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
It's really not.
The translation is actually "bend down"
Arizona 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm from the UK, which is kind of like parts of Australia, such as Melbourne.
About which, the song "four seasons in one day" by crowded house was written :-)
They can actually be pretty scary 59 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Good forbid that a woman would want to look good for herself...
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Perfect 42 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm glad that you are in good health at size zero.
Thank you for not judging me, for making the mistake of believing that at your size you would not be so.
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Teach me your ways, Master Snowden 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
**troll face**
"Problem?"
The Jokers 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Every incarnation of the joker has been perfect so far in my opinion, even Cesar Romero.
I Had a Dream 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Misanthropy ftw.
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They can actually be pretty scary 59 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Says who?
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disclaimer: i read this somewhere, this is not my joke 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
It's an amalgamation of two words, one French: "oui" and one German: "Ja", both meaning "yes".
So the absolute would be "weeya"
Colloquial pronunciations have made it differ over the years, much like most of our language, so that now there are 3 ultimates.
"Weejee" (American English)
"Weejah" (British English)
"Weeya" (original)
Use which one you damn well please, you don't need permission for anything.
Call it a Susan, if it makes you happy...
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Burn... 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Yeah...it's a bit rich to take the high ground, when you're cheating already.
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Perfect 42 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
To some...it's all about perception.
But when you get zero sized mannequins in the UK, you know it's gone too far.
The fashion world is to blame.
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Perspective on music that makes you think 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
You said sexual messages.
Buch Dich is definitely sexual in it's message.
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Perspective on music that makes you think 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
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O-o
"whuut..?
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S.e.x. -nickelback
A.D.I.D.A.S. -Korn
Adrenalize me - In this moment
Whole lotta love - Led Zeppelin
Dirty work - Halestorm
Closer - Nine inch nails
(Pretty much anything)- Steel Panther
Girls girls girls - Motley Crue
Christian woman/Love you to death -Type o negative
Buch Dich- Rammstein
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I could go on all day, but my battery is dying.
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