Quintuple scissors, used for chopping herbs

Just herbs? I think not! *starts chopping anything I can find*

You wanna buy some herbs kid

or.... FINGERS! MUAHAHHAHA I SHALL CONQUER- *slips*
AH
FUCK
DICKSHIT
CUT MYSELF WITH IT

My first thought was dicks, but....

I'm pretty sure that's a hand held paper shredder. They're also in an office setting.

"Herbs" (wink wink)

"Herbs"

Crate and barrel sells those

I read it as heads....................:/

That doesn't look like a kitchen