This comment is almost better than the original post.

Even more epic way of explaining it
-Double high five, and a fist bump-

Not always.

Where?

I could of course be wrong, considering they are kiwis...

This is getting a little Kanye obsessed...

Sainsbury hotdogs taste exactly like hotdogs, So much so, that when I bought some for my girlfriend at the time, she was convinced that I was feeding her meat...
Linda McCartney mozzarella quarter pounders, also taste like the real thing to me, it's just the texture that they can't get right.

Please don't do it.
It may not seem like it now, but life will get better for you, or at least I do hope that it would.
We have peaks and troughs, but unfortunately our depression dictates that the illusions of the troughs are less fleeting.
Whatever had happened to you, you don't deserve it, please do not let your detractors win.
Much like your own demise, you are capable of anything you set your mind to, including your own salvation.
Become prey for the light, and watch the darkness fall.

It's really not.
The translation is actually "bend down"

I'm from the UK, which is kind of like parts of Australia, such as Melbourne.
About which, the song "four seasons in one day" by crowded house was written :-)

Good forbid that a woman would want to look good for herself...

I'm glad that you are in good health at size zero.
Thank you for not judging me, for making the mistake of believing that at your size you would not be so.