Bitch please!
Stephen Fry is the ultimate brit, everyone knows that.

There's plenty of stores that would do that for a small fee.
They're less likely to brick it too.

Nah, the V shape would redirect the flow underneath the train giving it slight lift, contributing to it's efficiency, eleviating traction.

Inject him with atracurium, clamp his eyes open, and slowly dissect him.
He'll feel everything, but won't be able to scream.
When you're done, but haven't gone too far, suspend him from his feet and allow him to suffer the death of a thousand cuts.
THAT'S how to deal with a filthy kiddie fiddler.

Bollocks.
Marriage is a massive party with your life savings.
If you want to have a stoic day in reflection, and the future, then get married at home in front of the TV.
If she wanted to paint her body green, and fart the national anthem (carefully of course, those dresses are expensive), then it's HER day too and why on earth can't she enjoy it?
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What does it take, three to five minutes to remove make-up?
He's been waiting most of his life for this, and he can't wait five minutes for this woman with a sense of fun?
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She's better off without him.

I know it's been a while, but when I was out there, the worst idea for a FIRST date, is dinner and a movie.
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You give her up to two to three hours of your time and attention in the restaurant, and then spend two to three hours ignoring her at the movies.

That just sounds like a felony.

At least someone is xD