Well, he's human, so yeah...

Be poor?

Now I know what to do, in those night walks at the Zoo...

Yup. Love 'em.

Three cheese, mayo, and pepperoni.

It's funny that he has anything against tomatoes, considering his username...

Bill Hicks-
“I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.”

Damn it! I'm 35! Is this all I got!!?

This may be controversial, but I have a soft spot for women I find attractive.

They're all meth addicts...aren't they?

Spare a thought, for the lost respect from the other avengers.

The first one (Jam on a magnet) is part of an Eddie Izzard joke.

I prefer it when Carlton said it.

Gotta love The Black satans...

That's fascinating.

I never thought I'd look at someone stroking a cat, with a leek, and think it was normal...

Every.damn.time.

Whoever created that, is a fecking genius.

I never get tired of this song.
Pentatonix are amazing.

I've been out of school about 20 years, and I can't remember what I had for breakfast, or what my postcode is, education is the least of my worries.

Bit of a long story-
I first saw it in white and gold. Then I went to a news article about it, which showed a gif of the light being changed to reflect differently.
Now I see it both sets of colours.
FML.

I'm 35, and this still bloody happens...

There's one of those in London too.

..and I always thought it was the world's most unsubtle condom pocket.