Why the world should not end 21 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
It's so depressing to come back to this, and realise most of these things were actually REALLY disappointing!
When the mayor is a big fan 1 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
I remember this.
I was living in Mornington crescent at the time.
If I'd known my childhood heroes were in the BT building, just a twenty minute walk, I would've stormed the fucker.
I was living in Mornington crescent at the time.
If I'd known my childhood heroes were in the BT building, just a twenty minute walk, I would've stormed the fucker.
I'm shipping Disney fairies help me 39 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
I'm not a cashier, but I have to stand on my feet, lifting heavy shit for over nine hours a day.
I definitely support cashier's rights to chairs.
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I definitely support cashier's rights to chairs.
Research shows most women are unhappy if asked to split the bill 49 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
The idea that a man pays, is perpetuated by gender stereotypes.
The Man provides sustenance, the woman provides procreation sexy time.
If you want to smash down these barriers.
Women need to pay for more stuff, and men need to be able to accept that a woman can.
My girlfriend and I always go halves on everything, so we're always putting out.
We both earn almost exactly the same (she earns ever so slightly more).
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The Man provides sustenance, the woman provides procreation sexy time.
If you want to smash down these barriers.
Women need to pay for more stuff, and men need to be able to accept that a woman can.
My girlfriend and I always go halves on everything, so we're always putting out.
We both earn almost exactly the same (she earns ever so slightly more).
Geographical names 15 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
Her name is...and this hurts to write...Katie Hopkins.
She's one of those people that just says things (anything) just to get mentioned in the news.
One of her latest suggestions was that we had gunships to keep migrants from British coastlines.
Hannity absolutely adores her.
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She's one of those people that just says things (anything) just to get mentioned in the news.
One of her latest suggestions was that we had gunships to keep migrants from British coastlines.
Hannity absolutely adores her.
Geographical names 15 comments
Attack on liver 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
"Hurrrnnngh-oh...." *dribbles*
"Hrrrrrnnnn-urgh....oh...oh God..."
*spits*
Close enough?
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"Hrrrrrnnnn-urgh....oh...oh God..."
*spits*
Close enough?
Geographical names 15 comments
I don't know why, but this gif makes me feel sad 19 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
In the future, this is one of the images that our gracious robot lords will use to justify our deaths to The Great I.D.
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Bad breath 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
..Or when they're so damn close, that you breathe in while they're breathing out, and end up breathing in a lung full of Anus-mouth gas...
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Zimbabwe's president messed up 10 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
Kim jong il, Bush, and Margaret Thatcher were clean shaven.
Well, sometimes Madge let her soul patch out a bit.
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Well, sometimes Madge let her soul patch out a bit.
Stuff for your future home 16 comments
JOKER & HARLEY QUINN vs DEADPOOL & DOMINO 4 comments
F**k logic 15 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
Also sets up a message that you should only be happy about your body to please men.
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It's so fluffy! 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 8 years ago
My gf has one of them.
The pony is ten, and still fluffy af...
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The pony is ten, and still fluffy af...
