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kingswitcherii


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Sarah Ramadan, the girl who overcame anorexia 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
He's a guest. Some of them don't quite understand how to human.
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Sarah Ramadan, the girl who overcame anorexia 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Amazing, if not quite an ironic name...
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What a summer that was 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
There were some great positives in the whole thing.
I'd fit into the old category, but not the fusty old twat type. I'm the guy that reminds his girlfriend that when you're young, you're the centre of everything.
You're the ones that give us old gits hope of a better future.
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A teacher is grading a test somewhere 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
If it took you a minute to read that, you need to appreciate, and listen to your teachers a LOT more than you currently do.
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Well, I have no words 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
That's epic.
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bad and boujee 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
You mean Meh-Meh.
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Smooth af 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Smooth.
Useful tip… 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Tried it. Tore the band to fucking shreds.
Before & after. Wet and dry animals 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
That's not a Koala, that's a Dropbear...
what's the most awkward thing that have happened to you? 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
One of my last gigs with my old band, my drummer's father was dying from cancer.
I was speaking to his mum, and she was explaining how tough everything had been, and how amazing it was that his father had dragged himself out of hospital just to see his son play.
My response was: "I love you, mum".
She stopped the conversation dead, and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.
I silently walked away, played the gig while trying desperately to not meet her gaze again.
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This worker needs a riase 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
"...Hurry up, and take the damn picture, this shit is heavy..."
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Something here sounds nice 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
"...and all the children sing.."
"...BENDER! That's enough internet for today..."
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Something here sounds nice 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Well that seems perfectly abovwhuuuuuuuut!??
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That's probably awesome 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I will. Thanks buddy!
We should be funding this 48 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
It gets recalculated.
Everyone's birthday does.
This is all, I believe, taken from this sketch:
https://youtu.be/EcMTHr3TqA0
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That's probably awesome 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Approaching the 30-40 minute mark in perfect dark, you begin to hallucinate.
Nobody has been able to withstand 45 minute thus far.
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That's probably awesome 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
This is Salford university, and the figure is actually -9.4dBA, and is no longer the quietest room on earth.
Microsoft created an anechoic chamber in 2015, and beat this record.
Successfully setting the new record at -20.35 dBA.
Initially believing they were going for -16dBA.
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Vader, you dumb b*tch 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
This is perfect.
-Just.damn.perfect!
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Clearly a mystery box! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
"...Flamethrower kit was deployed near your location..."
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Bee kind 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
We need bees.
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We should be funding this 48 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Dave Gorman. Genius.
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Chris Pratt, most interesting model ever? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
He's a Newkie Brown man?
According to science 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Yeah, but there's so many drugs to try, and they all hit you differently.
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My future 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
It's quite disturbing that we live in a world, where someone would need to do that...
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