In need of a reminder 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
*Beep*
Get the difference 18 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
No WAY! My girlfriend's Jackie is the best.
She loves EVERYTHING.
When I'm having a bad day, I just see her, and her dog, and it makes me feel complete.
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She loves EVERYTHING.
When I'm having a bad day, I just see her, and her dog, and it makes me feel complete.
How LOTR should have ended 6 comments
DreamWorks Logo 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
He's sitting on the light from the sun hitting the moon, and your first question is: "how many fish did he catch"??
Sarah Ramadan, the girl who overcame anorexia 18 comments
Sarah Ramadan, the girl who overcame anorexia 18 comments
What a summer that was 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
There were some great positives in the whole thing.
I'd fit into the old category, but not the fusty old twat type. I'm the guy that reminds his girlfriend that when you're young, you're the centre of everything.
You're the ones that give us old gits hope of a better future.
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I'd fit into the old category, but not the fusty old twat type. I'm the guy that reminds his girlfriend that when you're young, you're the centre of everything.
You're the ones that give us old gits hope of a better future.
A teacher is grading a test somewhere 20 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
If it took you a minute to read that, you need to appreciate, and listen to your teachers a LOT more than you currently do.
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Before & after. Wet and dry animals 41 comments
what's the most awkward thing that have happened to you? 7 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
One of my last gigs with my old band, my drummer's father was dying from cancer.
I was speaking to his mum, and she was explaining how tough everything had been, and how amazing it was that his father had dragged himself out of hospital just to see his son play.
My response was: "I love you, mum".
She stopped the conversation dead, and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.
I silently walked away, played the gig while trying desperately to not meet her gaze again.
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Edited 7 years ago
I was speaking to his mum, and she was explaining how tough everything had been, and how amazing it was that his father had dragged himself out of hospital just to see his son play.
My response was: "I love you, mum".
She stopped the conversation dead, and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.
I silently walked away, played the gig while trying desperately to not meet her gaze again.
This worker needs a riase 5 comments
Something here sounds nice 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
"...and all the children sing.."
"...BENDER! That's enough internet for today..."
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"...BENDER! That's enough internet for today..."
Something here sounds nice 6 comments
We should be funding this 48 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
It gets recalculated.
Everyone's birthday does.
This is all, I believe, taken from this sketch:
https://youtu.be/EcMTHr3TqA0
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Everyone's birthday does.
This is all, I believe, taken from this sketch:
https://youtu.be/EcMTHr3TqA0
That's probably awesome 20 comments
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
Approaching the 30-40 minute mark in perfect dark, you begin to hallucinate.
Nobody has been able to withstand 45 minute thus far.
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Nobody has been able to withstand 45 minute thus far.
