That would be the most freaky, and most awesome thing to have in a girlfriend.

I have no choice, I was baptised before I could make a choice.
Now I'm Catholic whether I like it or not...

For a conversation that will both restore your faith in humanity, and give you some kind of hope; see above. ^^^

I missed the meeting too, apparently there was a memo...

It's o.k., Tayyip will soon rid the floors of this "graffiti"...

She reminds me of Fearne Cotton a little.

Wow..so gravity...much weightless...very intelligence..

I find it kind of funny that, just as America is waking up to the idea of free health care, Britain has just starting selling theirs off to the highest bidder...

Want!!!!

If I was your friend, I would deliberately not answer your texts, just to make you derp out. XD

With this post, no longer shall they be ignored...except Kevin...I don't know who he is..

I think you've just saved my life.

Dear God, don't give hammy the gun!

I like how it's the action figure version of Bruce, rather than a photo...