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kingswitcherii


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Bear and wolf friends 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Coming this fall. The story of an unlikely pair, thrust together by fate:
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"Hi I'm a friendly wolf with high expectations, and a zest for life, let's be beeeest friends!"
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"Why, I'm a grumpy, pessimistic bear that don't take kindly to no folk never nor nuffin"
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"I'm the fiesty token female squirrel, for diversity, toy sales, and a weird love interest with the Bear for some reason"
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"Fuck you squirrel, we haven't got the budget!"
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"Animate me out? Fuck you, I'm voiced by Cameron Diaz!"
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"Everyone chill out, we can work this out"
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"Shit off ya wolf bastard, I told you I have social anxiety, what makes you think bringing an attractive squirrel with 'fuck me eyes' is gonna Help...!?"
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This fall, watch natural enemies get separated by a photographer and I guess make him a part of the movie as well, why not...?
In:
'The executives think they should have just made another Toy Story movie'.
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What the f**k happened to the spider??? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
*Derpage*
When food becomes your best friend 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
In the words of Jeremy Usbourne:
"Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?"
Bang 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
It was padded, and orangutans are pretty bad ass.
If you hurt an ape, you're gonna know about it!
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Me right now 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I still haven't watched this, I just can't be fucked to invest in yet another TV show.
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Only in Japan 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I want one!
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Bang 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Loved this movie as a kid.
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When food becomes your best friend 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Day 7: The friendship ends tragically.
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tHeY hAvE iT!¡!¡ 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I would turn up expecting Sezchuan sauce...
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Some guy would definitely try to stuck this up his ass 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I have IBS . This might work for me.
That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it officer...
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Chester Bennington committed suicide 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I tried. I failed, came to and had to clean up the mess, and then get myself to a hospital from the middle of nowhere.
I'm so glad I did fail, because the life that I have lead afterwards had included some of the most amazing moments I've ever seen, and I cherish them.
I'm still battling depression, and I fear that sometimes it might win. But the moments between the fight with the black dragon, and dancing with angels are worth holding on for.
I'm not a massive fan of linkin park, although their first two albums are fantastic.
It saddens me though, to know that someone else has lost a battle that can be won.
He was a very talented man, and he will be mourned for many years, by so many...
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they've surpassed us now 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Thank you!
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they've surpassed us now 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
That's an Ape..
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The struggle is real 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Vincent van fucgogh and leave me alone, while I cringe into a ball.
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The struggle is real 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
800 dogs rescued from dog meat truck that headed to yulin festival 35 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
That's the most wonderful thing I've seen for months.
@milton Thank you for this post!
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Sky, imagine, how is the touch? 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Touch good is how.
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I want to borklieve. 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
R.I.P. Little Borker.
Best lyrics 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Brass eye!
Sky, imagine, how is the touch? 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?
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Too bad? 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
I'd rather be told that, than given a false hope. Besides, she might have some single friends that feel the same about you.
One of her mates could be the love of your life, but you won't go near her because of:
"fEeLiNgs aNd AtTrActIoN IsSuEs"
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Neverending aquarium 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
They must be the happiest fish ever!
Well this is glorious 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
This needs to be a gif!
Give that man some credit! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
Next level genius.
I Don't Think Someone Would Ever Love Me Like This 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 7 years ago
This guy is amazing.
He says everything that my heart has been screaming to say for years.
I hope that one day, I can touch somebody else's feelings like that with my music.
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