Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.

How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?

Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..

It's no surprise that DoofenShmirtz translates to "God:.

I miss The Warner Bros Stores, they were so much better than the Disney Store.

It's actually a Japanese Bird called The Shima Enaga.
Look it up on YouTube.

You were the chosen one!
You were supposed to bring Valence to the Pussy, not destroy it!

After life. Loved it.

I presume it's a pop or crackle sound?

Teach a man to be true to himself and he will be true to you...
Are you reading these off a...lemme see...

Having sex with my ex-wife, She said "give it to me baby".
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
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Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...

I would've thought it would be called an Entitlement of Karens.

Heck yeah!
Key, Sherpa, Gohan, and Tucker!
The fab four.

Hi Mr. Peep.
Please respect the conditions of the restraining order, and leave my family alone.

This meme is full of so much misinformation.
He was working way before Mr. Bean.
Not the Nine O'clock News was his big break.
Also, has the creator of this meme even seen Mr. Bean? He spoke quite a few times.

The video is embedded in a Lad Bible article if you want to see it.

Is this true? because I read the same thing about Ryan Gosling, and Elijah Wood.

It seems he's just found the crown after a battle.
"Hmmm, nobody around, king is dead...long live me I guess"

"We will not be oppressed by the patriarchal idea of marital slavery!!"
*Puts in nose ring to conform to social slavery, and ideological tenets of fashion vs validity in the world*

They just cant bear that they're no longer getting any attention.