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kingswitcherii


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Just Stop lying 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
This is so very true.
Some women say that we're not grown up. Nope, that's not the case. We just know that having fun and enjoying life should never be compromised for what's "grown up".
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Like the most 90s girl ever. How has she been this neglected (Michelle Trachtenberg) 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Not if she's being paid.
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Any takers? 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Go and ask your Mother, I'm busy.
Karate chopping the neck also works 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.
Old times 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?
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*confused peta noises intensify* 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..
We live in a Tri-State Area 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
It's no surprise that DoofenShmirtz translates to "God:.
I miss the local Gisney store, personally 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
I miss The Warner Bros Stores, they were so much better than the Disney Store.
Lil cotton floof 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
It's actually a Japanese Bird called The Shima Enaga.
Look it up on YouTube.
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I want this superpower 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
You were the chosen one!
You were supposed to bring Valence to the Pussy, not destroy it!
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p*do 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
After life. Loved it.
Its ok if you dont get this meme 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
I presume it's a pop or crackle sound?
b*sty wisdom 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Teach a man to be true to himself and he will be true to you...
Are you reading these off a...lemme see...
I have none :) 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Having sex with my ex-wife, She said "give it to me baby".
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
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Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...
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"I am a free, I am not man a number"? 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Yep. Ironically, this guy was arrested the same day.
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A Privilege of Karens 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
I would've thought it would be called an Entitlement of Karens.
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Husky excited for waffs 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Heck yeah!
Key, Sherpa, Gohan, and Tucker!
The fab four.
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Say hi to Mr.Peep 29 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Hi Mr. Peep.
Please respect the conditions of the restraining order, and leave my family alone.
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Happy 65th birthday to Rowan Atkinson CBE January 6, 1955 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
This meme is full of so much misinformation.
He was working way before Mr. Bean.
Not the Nine O'clock News was his big break.
Also, has the creator of this meme even seen Mr. Bean? He spoke quite a few times.
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A brilliant mind, enjoying a brilliant life 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
The video is embedded in a Lad Bible article if you want to see it.
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Spotify have some cracking playlists 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
I came here to say exactly the same thing.
Not about the ethnicity thing, but Vanilla Arse.
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The Daniel madlad 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Is this true? because I read the same thing about Ryan Gosling, and Elijah Wood.
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King Arthur by Charles Ernest Butler, England (1903) 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
It seems he's just found the crown after a battle.
"Hmmm, nobody around, king is dead...long live me I guess"
How to spot them 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
"We will not be oppressed by the patriarchal idea of marital slavery!!"
*Puts in nose ring to conform to social slavery, and ideological tenets of fashion vs validity in the world*
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Sing the pain away 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
They just cant bear that they're no longer getting any attention.
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