That's bollocks.

That's bollocks.

I have a Dad, but I wasn't taught any of these things.

I have a Dad, but I wasn't taught any of these things.

"...Two words: Demarcation.."

American Hard Candy level:
Godlike.

The Sun still maintains that they're right to stick up for Amber Turd. Typically, like with the Hillsborough tragedy, they've doubled down.

Easy.
Gimme a spray bottle, a working tap, and some washing up liquid.
After I'm done, I'll be chillin in the shower.

There's a deadly virus outside, but I want to get my haircut.

Damn. Hayden looks older than me in this photo.

Wow

This woman is such a Twat.

I hear "nightcall" by Kavinksy in my head now..

This is so very true.
Some women say that we're not grown up. Nope, that's not the case. We just know that having fun and enjoying life should never be compromised for what's "grown up".

Go and ask your Mother, I'm busy.

Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.

How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?

Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..

It's no surprise that DoofenShmirtz translates to "God:.

I miss The Warner Bros Stores, they were so much better than the Disney Store.

It's actually a Japanese Bird called The Shima Enaga.
Look it up on YouTube.