Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage"

Technically they are red licorice but the brand Twizzlers has become synonymous with them the way Kleenex is technically facial tissue.

I know twizzlers are the brand name, I've just almost never heard anyone refer to them as that. They always say "licorice" and everyone just knows they probably mean twizzlers

In my area Twizzlers = Red licorice and just “licorice” = black licorice.

I’d hope it was obvious. “Scoobywoofers”? That would be like calling food Toad in the Hole, or bubble and squeak. You’d have to be some sort of wazzock to buy that codwallop. It’s all pear shaped. Oh wait.... maybe... maybe that one isn’t such a stretch of you aren’t very familiar with The land....